Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

I am going to bed a little early tonight, so that way I can enjoy my first Saturday off in a couple of years.
And if the Rapture does happen tomorrow, I won't have to worry about working anymore of them.
 

Jon S.

Banned
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Enjoy your day off who??? Wouldn't hold my breath on that whole Rapture thing though! Ha ha ha!
 

Jon S.

Banned
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Me either! Per reports from earlier time zones, 6 PM came and passed.....NOTHING!

Now, it's entirely possible that the Rapture already came and passed some time ago & we are actually in Heaven right now. My evidence for that hypothesis? We've got Nikki Nova do we not? Enough evidence for me! Either way, in her own special way, Nikki makes it a little piece of Heaven right here on Earth....and that's good enough for me!
 

jitna

Eternally hoping to lick Briana
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

i may not be the pope or anything, but i would hope that if Nikki and I were in heaven I'd at least get to say hi to her, you know in person. but then again a heaven without Nikki Nova is a poor heaven indeed

Nikki is 11 votes away from 38 and the thing wont let me vote anymore. damn 50 vote limit.
 
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Jon S.

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Hey.....I was Raptured!!!! I got there, and Gabriel stamped me "Return to Sender" & here I am...back where I started! :1orglaugh

ps. I'm going back for round 2 of voting...soooo, 38th in minutes!


Now I know I said this before...but, how disappointing would it be to get to Heaven and the first person you see when you get there is Hitler (the embodiment of evil)? I mean, if there is a Heaven.....I hope there are atleast SOME standards! I mean, they DID stamp ME "Return to Sender" after all! Ha ha ha!
 

Jon S.

Banned
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Gabriel? the archangel? dont you mean St. Peter?
Oh yeah....my bad....they all look alike to me! Ha ha ha! Besides, I was only there for a split second....got stamped "Return to Sender" by none other than St. Peter himself & back I was! When I got back, I checked my pockets and I was short $1.35 (for the extra postage I assume)! No respect!!!! (Yes that's an homage to Rodney Dangerfield) Ha ha ha!
 
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since when did the Rapture have a time zone lol

I hope everything is ok Nikki
 

Jon S.

Banned
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

since some hillbilly was put in charge of it
Though this nut job claims he "figured it out" from the Bible (same as he did in '84 and was WRONG that time too) & that he didn't have any visions & God hadn't actually talked to him......wouldn't it stand to reason that, if God exists (being honest.....BIG if), wouldn't it stand to reason that he would not be communicating through all of the mentally imbalanced nut jobs, losers, predators, and down right frauds who claim that he is and does? Just sayin'! Ha ha ha!

Ahhhhh.....weak minded individuals....what are ya gonna do? Sadly, this nut is more than willing to prey (not pray...ha ha ha) on those of weak minds. I mean, just looking at the people who follow him, not exactly the sharpest tools in the shed....that's the really sad part. I just hope this fuck nut doesn't have some master mass suicide up his sleeves this time around.....I mean he is 89, and he won't have many chances to be wrong again. Sooooo, yeah....in all honesty, I hope he does not go the "Heaven's Gate" or Jim Jones route this time.
 

Jon S.

Banned
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Well guys, we are 296 votes shy of getting Nikki up to 35th tonight yet. I have maybe 130 or so votes left.....soooooo, if we can muster an additional 170 votes or so, we'll make it! Good job guys!
 
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

No Rapturing been going on down here yet...it's Sunday morning and the sun is shinning so all is good so far:)

Anyway....wishing Nikki and you guys a cool Sunday...
 

jitna

Eternally hoping to lick Briana
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

No Rapturing been going on down here yet...it's Sunday morning and the sun is shinning so all is good so far:)

Anyway....wishing Nikki and you guys a cool Sunday...

yeah, but youre in Australia. its not like theres many people there who were going to be pulled to heaven anyway. so it hardly counts.
 

Jon S.

Banned
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Come on now....if there was REALLY going to be a Rapture today.....I'm sure Dazza would have been one of the 1st ones pulled up! Followed long after by Nikki, you, and myself. We're still here......evidence enough of the fact.....drum roll please....shockingly....NO RAPTURE!!!!

Now, we are less than 100 votes from getting Nikki to 35th by the end of the night. I still have more votes.....soooo, with a little help, we can EASILY get her there! Great work guys!!!
 

Jon S.

Banned
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Well gang....we pulled it off!!!! Nikki is officially 35th all time!!!! She is only 87 away from 5000 as well!!!! I have some more left tonight....but not 87. Soooo, that will have to wait til tomorrow morning if the rest of you don't have that many left.

Realistic goals for tomorrow are: 5K & 31st All-Time! Barring something happening to me overnight....those are DONE DEALS!!!!! Heck, she's only about 400 from that right now!

Just think, less than 2 weeks ago she had around 700-800 votes! See what team work can accomplish? Keep up the great work guys!
 

Jon S.

Banned
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Good man Keith!

And as far as the Rapture nut job....he guaranteed the Rapture today, BUT he also guaranteed the end would come on October 21st. That's when the Earth is to be engulfed by fire and destroyed! Ha ha ha!

I think I'll have to check his website to say what he has to say now! Ha ha ha!

Update: Shock of shocks....the wanker's site isn't even working right now!
 

jitna

Eternally hoping to lick Briana
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

thats not how it happens. clearly that dude needs to reread Revelations. no wonder his "calculations" were wrong. hes never read the damn book
 
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