NikkiNova

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NikkiNova

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Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

So you go from cookies...to pizza? I just want to say thanks for the "no tempting Nikki w/ bad food thing"... you are doing so well. hahahahahha
xoxoxo
Nikki Nova
Follow me on twitter http://twitter.com/nikki_nova
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theyre both made of a series of tubes?



no, its easy to keep it out of the water, but for some reason it sometimes taste like soap
 
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Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Finally, I keep forgetting that most people come on here for T & A and little more...sooooo I will leave everyone with one final question...and I welcome and encourage your HONEST responses:

If you had to name the one thing that you like most about Nikki, what would it be?

I was just curious what everyone's HONEST response to the question would be & I think it would be nice for Nikki to be able to know too! As to not influence the responses...I'll answer the question a little later!


jbs.....to answer your question on what l most like about Nikki....

l'd like to say..... Nikki's personality and her warmth and caring.
 
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Hi jbs *waves*.....Yeap!!.... all's well down here thanks mate!:)

would a "Server" be the answer to your riddle?.

Boy...you've definitely got one fertile imagination! To spend one day in your head...hahaha! But, you DO like Nikki, so that means that you have impeccable taste (in this regard anyway), so I am "forced" to give credit where credit is due!

Now a riddle: What do hardware stores and the Internet have in common?

I was remiss in not saying hello earlier to our Aussie friend Dazza! Hope all is well "down under"!

In closing, I hope you have an amazing Thursday everyone!!!

ps. Jitna, doesn't your pizza get a tad soggy when you eat it in the bathtub? Ha ha ha!
 

Jon S.

Banned
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

My reward for finally going to bed at a reasonable time (10:30)? Waking up at 4:30 of course! Ha ha ha!
Jon said:
Now a riddle: What do hardware stores and the Internet have in common?
TOOLS!!! The answer was TOOLS!!! Ha ha ha!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
What's up??? Did you "accidentally" look down while taking a piss again? Ha ha ha!
Told ya so! Fuckin' depressing as shit was it not?!
xoxoxxo
Nikki Nova
You weren't kidding! Dark feel right from the start...then, after you knew WHY it felt dark...it only got darker! Needless to say, it left me all melancholy & depressed. The ending was genuine and true to the story IMHO (didn't "sell out"), but "happy" it was not!

So you go from cookies...to pizza? I just want to say thanks for the "no tempting Nikki w/ bad food thing"... you are doing so well. hahahahahha
xoxoxo
Nikki Nova
First, kudos for being so industrious Nikki! Now, I've got to try to remember that this IS a board dedicated to adult entertainment and I don't have to be all anal and correct every typo I make! Ha ha ha!

Now Jitna, seeing how you do a "great" job of motivating Nikki and encouraging her to do healthy things...like eating a cookie in a cookie and pizza for breakfast (Nikki isn't kidding...pizza is BY FAR one of the WORST things you can eat!!!!!)....if you ever considered a career in suicide prevention....for God's sake....DON'T!!!! Ha ha ha!
 
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jitna

Eternally hoping to lick Briana
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

So you go from cookies...to pizza? I just want to say thanks for the "no tempting Nikki w/ bad food thing"... you are doing so well. hahahahahha
xoxoxo
Nikki Nova
Follow me on twitter http://twitter.com/nikki_nova
my site www.nikkinova.com
my blog http://clubnikkinova.com/blog/
official thread http://board.freeones.com/showthread...=1#post5167604

well, the thought of you even eating sandwich wasn't so appealing. i couldnt think of anything else, even though id enjoy watching you eat a banana, in a bathtub just didnt do the job. but i think ive figured out now. Strawberries. Nikki in the tub eating strawberries. not much of a lunch, but really hot.

...but, yeah, im doing pretty shit with the not tempting Nikki thing. im working on it.
 

Jon S.

Banned
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

DocJitna: Proctologist For Hire said:
even though id enjoy watching you eat a banana
Poor, poor, perverted jitna! Ha ha ha!

I heard you were worried that you had gotten bitten by a mosquito. Then, much to your relief, you realized it was only your penis! Ha ha ha!

DocJitna: Proctologist For Hire said:
im doing pretty shit
I don't even know what the Hell that even means! But, given your "profession," I'm not about to even try touching it! Ha ha ha!
 

jitna

Eternally hoping to lick Briana
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

What's up??? Did you "accidentally" look down while taking a piss again? Ha ha ha!

yes. and i thought how sad it must be for jon to have to use binoculars to find his own microscopic member. it must be sad to realize that an electron microscope is just too expensive, yet its the only thing that would make lil' jon look like a real boy. so sad...

You weren't kidding! Dark feel right from the start...then, after you knew WHY it felt dark...it only got darker! Needless to say, it left me all melancholy & depressed. The ending was genuine and true to the story IMHO (didn't "sell out"), but "happy" it was not!

well theres a movie im not going to watch

Now Jitna, seeing how you do a "great" job of motivating Nikki and encouraging her to do healthy things...like eating a cookie in a cookie and pizza for breakfast (Nikki isn't kidding...pizza is BY FAR one of the WORST things you can eat!!!!!)....if you ever considered a career in suicide prevention....for God's sake....DON'T!!!! Ha ha ha!

what's so wrong about baked dough covered with cheese? i bet next youre going to say fried chicken wrapped in bacon is bad for me? what no more fried twinkies?
 

jitna

Eternally hoping to lick Briana
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Poor, poor, perverted jitna! Ha ha ha!

I heard you were worried that you had gotten bitten by a mosquito, then, much to your relief, you realized it was only your penis! Ha ha ha!


I don't even know what the Hell that even means! But, given your "profession," I'm not about to even try touching it! Ha ha ha!

why are you talking about touching my penis?
 

Jon S.

Banned
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

DocJitna: Rush Limbaugh's Personal Proctologist said:
yes. and i thought how sad it must be for jon to have to use binoculars to find his own microscopic member. it must be sad to realize that an electron microscope is just too expensive, yet its the only thing that would make lil' jon look like a real boy. so sad...
Just one word: Weak! Ha ha ha!

DocJitna: Rush Limbaugh's Personal Proctologist said:
well theres a movie im not going to watch
It is a good movie. BUT, if you want to be happy afterward, it's not the movie for you!

DocJitna: Rush Limbaugh's Personal Proctologist said:
what's so wrong about baked dough covered with cheese? i bet next youre going to say fried chicken wrapped in bacon is bad for me? what no more fried twinkies?
It's all bad for ya! Cheese, anything fried...you know the drill! When you think about it, it's kinda scary all the things they try to deep fry.....like you said Twinkies, virtually every candy bar, ice cream, any and everything! Like I said though, pizza is "surprisingly" one of the least healthy things one could eat....REALLY bad for you!

DocJitna: Rush Limbaugh's Personal Proctologist said:
why are you talking about touching my penis?
Context....I was referring to your quote "I'm doing pretty shit" and the fact that you "are" a proctologist AKA "Rush Limbaugh's Personal Protologist"! Ha ha ha! Congrats on the promotion by the way! Ha ha ha! Now, the better question would seem to be "why are YOU talking about me talking about touching your penis?" Ha ha ha!
 
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I have a professional and hypothetical question for jitna, seeing as Jon has given him the job of Rush Limbaugh's Proctologist.

If Jon were an anal wart on Rush's ass, would you remove him, becasue he is Jon, or would you leave him there to be a pain in Rush's ass?

:dunno:
 

jitna

Eternally hoping to lick Briana
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Context....I was referring to your quote "I'm doing pretty shit" and the fact that you "are" a proctologist AKA "Rush Limbaugh's Personal Protologist"! Ha ha ha! Congrats on the promotion by the way! Ha ha ha! Now, the better question would seem to be "why are YOU talking about me talking about touching your penis?" Ha ha ha!

im sorry. the last noun you used was penis before the pronoun it, as you want to touch it. now we go back to the last noun. oh, look "penis". how am i supposed to know what youre talking about? why am i talking about this? because im trying to figure out whats going on in that mixed up head of yours. now, why youre having fantasies about me and rush limbaugh, i really dont want to get into. id imagine im a standin for you and that youre the one with the deep-seeded desire to stick your hand up the man's rectum. now, if thats what you want, no reason to hide it. this is a safe place here. admit your extremely gross desires, we wont judge
 

jitna

Eternally hoping to lick Briana
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

I have a professional and hypothetical question for jitna, seeing as Jon has given him the job of Rush Limbaugh's Proctologist.

If Jon were an anal wart on Rush's ass, would you remove him, becasue he is Jon, or would you leave him there to be a pain in Rush's ass?

:dunno:

im confused by your use of "were"
 

Jon S.

Banned
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

DocJitna: AssMaster General of The United States said:
im confused by your use of "were"
Correct for once! I believe everyone knows the word who??? meant to say was "ISN'T"! Ha ha ha!
Was? or Is? then
Nope....I believe DocJitna nailed it....the word is "ISN'T"! Ha ha ha!
DocJitna: 2010 Member said:
im sorry. the last noun you used was penis before the pronoun it, as you want to touch it. now we go back to the last noun. oh, look "penis". how am i supposed to know what youre talking about? why am i talking about this? because im trying to figure out whats going on in that mixed up head of yours. now, why youre having fantasies about me and rush limbaugh, i really dont want to get into. id imagine im a standin for you and that youre the one with the deep-seeded desire to stick your hand up the man's rectum. now, if thats what you want, no reason to hide it. this is a safe place here. admit your extremely gross desires, we wont judge
I still am at a loss as to where you got the word penis from what I wrote or the quote of yours I was responding to! Ha ha ha! Now, the whole protologist thing is playing off of your Twitter name & the kind of Doctor that, I at least, one would NEVER want to be! Ha ha ha!
 
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Correct for once! I believe everyone knows the word who??? meant to say was "ISN'T"! Ha ha ha!

Nope....I believe DocJitna nailed it....the word is "ISN'T"! Ha ha ha!

Ok. I think I am the right person to make peace in the Mid-East. I just got jitna and Jon to agree to something!
 
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Correct for once! I believe everyone knows the word who??? meant to say was "ISN'T"! Ha ha ha!

Nope....I believe DocJitna nailed it....the word is "ISN'T"! Ha ha ha!


Ok then I will rephrase the question: If Jon "ISN"T" an anal wart on Rush Limbaugh's ass, would you remove him, or would you leave him there to be a pain in Rush's ass?

And since Jon has now given me my doctorate, this is now considered a consultation. To whom do I send the bill?
 

Jon S.

Banned
Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

DocJitna AKA AssMan to the (Male) Stars! said:
...and completely in Jon's head...
Confusing yes!!! But, after 2 reads, I figured out what you were saying! Ha ha ha!
 
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