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Nightmare Porn Mag Purchase

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
HAHAHAHAHAH

"The last two pages are recipes. A lot of people don't even get that far..."
 
omg, best commercial ever....

"if you don't want that cock, You Mind if i have it, you can never get enough"
 
reminds me of when the golden girls bought condoms
 

Spleen

Banned?
I dunno, it's hardly original, and that moustache guy is the only one with any funny lines.

Bud have had much better ads than that.
 
"you need a safe word, and it shouldn't be more"

Funnier everytime i read this....
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
Ah, woody allen style shame and indignity. The bud ad had to use excess but Woody Allen is just so good at the whole embarassing, awkward thing it took only 15 seconds to reach a level of awful that I had to crawl into a fetal position and laugh myself to sleep. Gawd I wish he would make a movie every few years like he used to. Hilarious shit.
 
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