New wireless taser shotgun . . . yep ! :0

[Torre82]

I'm all for tazer satellites.
"orbiting control, this is precinct 13 out of Delaware.. require assistance, repeat we require assistance"
::cue a visual of a satellite opening it's bay doors and repositioning::

"Delaware you are go for tazer strike. Commencing."

:an up to the sky quickly darkening with what looks like an arrow strike out of 300 or gladiator::

Then we will fight in the sha... ZZZZZTTTTTTT
Thank you orbi.. ZZZTTTTTT
Mommy, what's happeni... ZZZTTTTT
Oh roger, oh roger... OH..ZZTTTTT
Motherfucker just double poste... ZZZTTT
Ribbit. Rib..ZZZTTTBOOM

 

[pikachar]

I'm waiting for a rifle version so I can remotely taser-snipe fuckers from 1/4-1/2 mile away. It'll be the ultimate win.

The only problem is the "less that lethal" aspect of a rifle round, rifles are built for accuracy yes, but the round has high velocity for that accuracy. Also, imagine shooting a battery and two prongs in let's say a 7.62mm circle... (using a standard ak round). you'd need even more of a powder charge to propel something with more weight in the bullet, causing more kick, and less accuracy.

I don't know, just my .02, but i think the rifle round is a bad idea... so see it in a few years.