tartanterrier
Is somewhere outhere.
A couple were sitting up waiting for their 16 year old *** to come home from a social engagement when the boy came into the house with a big smile on his face.
Hi, Mum ! Hi, *** ! he said breathlessly.
"Guess what! I've just had sex for the first time, and it was wonderful!"
His ****** turned red and said to her husband,
"He's your ***. You talk to him". Then she left the room.
The ****** said
"***, that's great. Now you've become a man and I'm proud of you. I'm going to celebrate the occasion by buying you that ten-speed bike you've been wanting. I hope you don't mind waiting till payday to get it".
"That's OK, *** ", said the boy."
I couldn't ride it right now anyway, my arse is too sore".
Hi, Mum ! Hi, *** ! he said breathlessly.
"Guess what! I've just had sex for the first time, and it was wonderful!"
His ****** turned red and said to her husband,
"He's your ***. You talk to him". Then she left the room.
The ****** said
"***, that's great. Now you've become a man and I'm proud of you. I'm going to celebrate the occasion by buying you that ten-speed bike you've been wanting. I hope you don't mind waiting till payday to get it".
"That's OK, *** ", said the boy."
I couldn't ride it right now anyway, my arse is too sore".