But Neriah,
You present a difficult dilemma for your fans. I really don't like lying to women, especially those so stunning as you, but if it means that it will elicit you to post new pics I will criticize you to no end. So, in that vein, here goes (remember, these are all
lies) :
Your golden tresses are not soft and full flowing. I have never dreamed of running my fingers through them.
Your lips are not full and luscious. I never get goose bumps thinking about the feeling of them pressed against my flesh.
Your high cheek bones and the sloping curves of your jaw do not perfectly frame the strong feminine features of your countenance.
Your nose does not follow a smooth slope and delicately curve at the tip, showing a touch of girlish charm.
Your eyes, a blue of hue unique to themselves, do not reveal both a girl's innocent wonder and a woman's wanton sensuality in perfect, Zen balance. I do not get both chills and inner warmth peering into only digital representations of them.
Your neck is not a supple and sublime pedestal for the rapture of your lovely face.
Your slender and graceful shoulders do not frame the vista of your voluptuous figure like a carefully sewn curtain artfully surrounds the view of a breathtaking landscape.
Your breasts are not the perfect combination of nature's bounty and a gifted practitioner's finest art. Your nipples are not plush and radiant.
Your belly is not wondrously flat and firm. Your navel is not a delicate pinch highlighting a vision of beauty. You must be a total couch potato.
The curves from your midriff to your hips do not epitomize the very concept of the hourglass figure. Your shape is not the ultimate in expression of the feminine form conceived in the greatest of high art.
The arch of you back does not fold gently from your shoulders in smooth and sleek lines.
Your rear end does not spring from the small of your back with the generous curves of a Valentine's heart.
Your legs are not long, shapely and strong.
Your many lovely features do not come together in an expression of perfect femininity at your genitalia. There is absolutely no full, wondrous and breathtaking manifestation of splendid female charm nestled between your legs.
Your collections of galleries show no imagination, at all. You betray none of your active libidinous creativity or your deep and thoughtful insights into men's desires with your choices of scenery, poses and motifs.
The expressions you show on your face are dull and lifeless. You do not explore and reveal the wide range of emotions, both sweet and lascivious, with the animation you display in your lovely countenance.
You have not grown from a truly striking teen in your first Playboy pictorial, to a woman, at thirty, in the full and highest expression of her abundant and imaginative sexuality. You are not more beautiful now than you have ever been.
Oh, and you are so stuck up and not at all down to Earth to post on this board and share the beauty of both your form and your musings with the community on this board.
(Okay, now post a bunch of pics to prove me wrong
)