Need some sex advice... anyone able to help?

[Mcbrian23]

Evening all just wondered if I could pick anyones brains and have a few questioned answered. Any help would be gratefully received!

1) How do I get my girlfriend to give me oral? I have no issue giving her oral and love to watch her moan/cum from it but she never returns the favour and then wonders why I never cum

2) I am quite inexperienced when it comes to sex. I hate the missionary position as I find it hard to put my penis into my girlfriends vagina. I know it sounds silly but I don't really know how to slip it in as the area seems to small (which is ridiculous because obviously a baby can squeeze out) any advice?

3) When my girlfriend is on top she always comes from penetration. However as yet she hasnt made me cum. Its not a big deal to me but it frustrates her. Any tips or positions you could recommend?

Thanks for the help I apreciate it

 

[JacknCoke]

abstinence

 

[Jack Davenport]

1- A couple of Benjamins

2-Ask her if you can practice with a hooker

3-Fake an orgasm by keeping a silicone glue gun by the bed. When she's not looking, shoot it all over the place and make her think you came like a Mountain Lion.

 

[Facetious]

2) I am quite inexperienced when it comes to sex. I hate the missionary position as I find it hard to put my penis into my girlfriends vagina. I know it sounds silly but I don't really know how to slip it in as the area seems to small (which is ridiculous because obviously a baby can squeeze out) any advice?

You say that you never cum and you have difficulty getting it in in the Missionary ? Maybe it's time to move on to another chick. If she really turned you on, you could slip it in like
"look ma, no hands !" :1orglaugh
It doesn't seem like you really have it goin' for this girl... or something. :dunno:

Maybe it's part you because if something isn't right with her something won't be right w/ you - Always remember to always triple soap / rinse up your schlong while showering before a hot date, or hell... just get into the habit of it in general.. rid yourself of all that gross smegma crud, for then the ladies will luv yo kok ! :lovecoupl
Just be clean as clean as whistle in every way and women will likely reciprocate in the deal.

 

[Mcbrian23]

Thanks for the advice please it coming

From what I gather you used to be a bit of a hussy in her early years so giving BJ's should be the norm. She tried it once and claimed I didn;t seem that into it possibly because she didn't reli seem to know what she was doing. How do I subtly tell her that I do enjoy it?

You raise a fair point about moving on. She's a nice girl but I can't really see it lasting much longer. Maybe moving on is the option

But anymore advice welcome

 

[titsrock]

Have you tried doggystyle? It will solve problems 2 and 3....

Maybe she doesn't know how to give a blow and is afraid to let you know :dunno: Why don't you tell her you want to surprise her this Friday night. Take her out to dinner someplace and then swing by a porn shop and say you thought you both would watch something together to mix things up a bit...If she watches another girl giving a guy a blow I bet it will "light her fire" and she'll be all over you...

Make sure you keep things nice and trim down there too...

 

[Mcbrian23]

Ah yes the porn route believe me I've tried espeicially Audrey Bitoni and Jenna Haze videos

But she's not into porn in the slightest :helpme:

Maybe a relationship isn't for me... maybe I need to go back to my one night stand days

 

[dadolfo]

do you look at her while she's servicing you? Maybe she hasn't built up enough confidence. Try closing your eyes, make sure to let her know when it feels good.

as for positions, just take your cues from porn, it hasn't steered me in the wrong direction yet. My favorite, as mentioned above, is doggy or just have her lay on her stomach and have at it.

when she's on top, does she do all the work? If she does, try moving with her, or have her arch her back while she is on top.

 

[Mcbrian23]

She isn;t shy I'm convinced of that. I'll just get drunk one night and have a chat with her

As for her on top I'm actually not bad at that. I too learn from porn and rock with her occassionally throwing in a few quick thrusts... she loves that sort of thing!

I'm not particularly confident either so throwing a load of sex positions her way wouldn't be really my style

 

[whoremaker]

Don't run around so much during recess, you'll be less tired come fun time.

 

[STDiva]

I'll suck your dick.:wave2:

You know what they say, "Once you receive fellatio from a man, you enjoy it so much you refuse to go back to the woman you love"

 

[Wainkerr99]

Maybe your forearms are too thin? In the film "Weatherman" with Nicolas Cage, he found out that's why he didn't get a bj from his wife. They had this 'honesty letter' to each other type thing.

 

[BDwestcoast]

Evening all just wondered if I could pick anyones brains and have a few questioned answered. Any help would be gratefully received!
2) I am quite inexperienced when it comes to sex. I hate the missionary position as I find it hard to put my penis into my girlfriends vagina. I know it sounds silly but I don't really know how to slip it in as the area seems to small (which is ridiculous because obviously a baby can squeeze out) any advice?

Try try again.
The good thing about missionary with you on top is you can call her another woman's name and if she tries to push you off you just keep putting your body weight on her.