Off Topic: I had a friend (who passed away back in '95) who was a 4-tour Vietnam Vet in the Special Forces. After 7 years in the Army, Operation Dese rt Storm, and a tour in Korea; I had more ribbons on my uniform than he did. Utter fucking madness. I was actually ashamed.
I have no idea what the system is like now, but it was such a ribbon-fest back when I was in. Of course, please understand that I am 100% behind anything/everything the poor bastards that have been slugging away futilely can get for themselves. But after the dinky little 4 day war I was in, they basically backed the ribbon truck up to every soldier that so much as got sand in his boots. (My parents have my Kuwait Liberation Medal hanging by a thumbtack in their TV room)