Need some advice asap

[Supafly]

Hi guys! Had a wild evening yesterday, and now there's a situation:

I went out to meet some buddies at a club. Was real fun, we had a number of beers, then someone started throwing a round of shots, and then Luigi, that clown, introduced us to Sambuca on fire. Damn, we were all hammered.

So, as I felt totally tired, I bent out and did the responsible thing, left my car standing there in the parking lot and took a cab to take me home. Wouldn't you know, halfway home, there was a police roadblock, they were doing routine checks on random vehicels. As they saw the taxi, they waved it to pass through. I got home, took an Alka-Seltzer, and went to *****.

Woke up and here is my problem:

How do I return the Taxi cab???

 

[Briana Lee]

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

:cow:

 

[Jack Davenport]

Points for stringing me along until the punchline.

Never saw it coming.

:1orglaugh

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I saw this one on orsm.net yesterday but it's kind of funny.

 

[acenipplelicker]

return the cab to the place you stole it from- they will never look there and leave a zerox copy of your licence inside.

 

[tartanterrier]

Take the cab back with a xmas card and the fare in it

 

[CrimsonBolt]

I knew it was a joke when i read this.

I went out to meet some buddies at a club.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Hi guys! Had a wild evening yesterday, and now there's a situation:

I went out to meet some buddies at a club. Was real fun, we had a number of beers, then someone started throwing a round of shots, and then Luigi, that clown, introduced us to Sambuca on fire. Damn, we were all hammered.

So, as I felt totally tired, I bent out and did the responsible thing, left my car standing there in the parking lot and took a cab to take me home. Wouldn't you know, halfway home, there was a police roadblock, they were doing routine checks on random vehicels. As they saw the taxi, they waved it to pass through. I got home, took an Alka-Seltzer, and went to *****.

Woke up and here is my problem:

How do I return the Taxi cab???

You don't. Wipe it down good, especially the areas you touch the most, and when it's dark...VERY dark, let it go into the water, with it's windows down, or send it over a bridge. Another option is to leave it where IT WILL get stolen, just make sure there aren;t any cameras watching you park that fucker.