Neapolitan icecream justified?

Wondering your thoughts.
From the time the English began colonizing North America in the 1600's until the late 1900's, there were many treats big and small created by man.
Somewhere along the way, someone created the innocent Neapolitan icecream.
We all liked the Chocolate and even the Vanilla...but the Strawberry, while peaceful, was savagely ignored.

My question is were they justified in putting Strawberry with these other two mighty title holders?
Could/Should they have done more to protect it and drive out the other two favorited icecreams?
Or should Strawberry just have accepted it?
 

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
Milton is that you? :rolleyes:
 
I say that it is justified because otherwise how else are people going to eat it if they are bigoted enough to not eat it by its self. Strawberry deserves equal rights just as much as Chocolate and Vanilla. By mixing the three flavors people can then see that Strawberry doesn't diminish but enhances and tastes just as good.
 
Does it make me any less of a man to admit that I liked the strawberry? Now, I know what you're thinking; "Blue if you were any less of a man, you'd be tucking your sack back and skinning women to make your own woman suit."

But for the love of Jeff, I liked it! Yes I did try that ^ once, it didnt turn out so well, who would have thought skin was so hard to peel off.:crash:
 
Does it make me any less of a man to admit that I liked the strawberry? Now, I know what you're thinking; "Blue if you were any less of a man, you'd be tucking your sack back and skinning women to make your own woman suit."

But for the love of Jeff, I liked it! Yes I did try that ^ once, it didnt turn out so well, who would have thought skin was so hard to peel off.:crash:

next time use talcum powder... then it won't stick so bad. Also, make sure they use ALOT of lotion. :D

As for the strawberry, I believe it should just open up its own government sanctioned icecream parlors. Then everyones happy! ;)
 
Neapolitan is just a waste of ice cream. The flavors don't go together well, and you always get some idiot that eats one section of it and leaves the rest.
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
Every time I eat strawberry ice cream, it reminds me of the time I climbed to the top of Purgatory Hill back in St. Allen's Park when I was a kid. We used the clothesline wrap and we scaled that hill in TO...amidst the trees and rocks and jagged things, until we finally got to the top. Now that was a feeling of accomplishment. Then later that week my dad brought home strawberry ice cream, because he wanted to tell me and my sister that we had another brother coming.
 

Philbert

Banned
But...can the existential role of Strawberry lend relevance to the harmonizing of Chocolate and Vanilla? Even assuming Chocolate has any meaning in the dimensional sense, Vanilla screams complacency while Chocolate murmurs of racial memories and revolutionary conflict among the entire spectrum of sub-zero Aztecan confectionery.
Quite the conundrum...
 

feller469

Moving to a trailer in Fife, AL.
it was a microcosm of life in this hemisphere. Whites and blacks took over as the natives were ignored or simply trashed
 
I actually think having Strawberry as the 3rd flavor is a waste, because it doesn't mesh well with Chocolate. Vanilla and Choco would have been enough. Ah hell.. this thread is making me crave ice cream.
 
Adding Strawberry was like adding North Korea to the "Axis of Evil" ...

They had the black'n white, Iran and Iraq, just like Vanilla and Chocolate. But they thought that was too obvious and focusing on only the same type of flavors, just as Muslims.

So they added in an unexpected flavor, Strawberry, to throw everyone off, just like North Korea.

Coincidence? Depends on if you were around with W. was eating Neapolitan Ice Cream and came up with adding North Korea, let alone when they added Strawberry in the first place. ;)
 
pineapple and ice cream seems weird to me.
 
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