Hell, yeah, I love doing that shit. I take a shovel, an old pair of boots and head to the cemete...wait...that's necrophilia.
Is it the one where I suddenly fall asleep? I do that, but I've learned to control it. Last time that happened when dirk was over, my balls came up missing for a week.
Then, I guess I can only come up with one final logical conclusion: This is about Texas Rangers 1st baseman/DH/catcher Mike Narcissism, who during the off season was traded from the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim to the Toronto Blue Jays with Mickey Rivera for David Wells, then shortly thereafter traded from Toronto to Texas for San Fransisco.
No. I am not he.