Name one pornstar would you impregnate?

Jagger69

Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
Re: Pornstar you want to put a baby in

"Plant a baby inside?" :confused:

Why would I want to do that unless I needed the tax deduction? :dunno:
 
Re: Pornstar you want to put a baby in

Simple answer: none.
 
Re: Pornstar you want to put a baby in

who would wanna impregnate a pornstar? i mean you can still just fuck them without having to put a baby inside, am i right?? jesus christ :facepalm:
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
Re: Pornstar you want to put a baby in

Can't I just adopt a hot 18 love bride from some far off country and all three of us can live in happiness.
 
Re: Pornstar you want to put a baby in

This already been done. I will answer again:

Why would I impregnate a pornstar that I may or may not love or end up being with but either way be screwed for eighteen years of having to take care of a child?

Screw that. No porno chick is worth a bang and then have a kid with for the next unknown eighteen years.
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Re: Pornstar you want to put a baby in

Sharon Tate :dunno:
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
Re: Pornstar you want to put a baby in

I would be happy simply fucking as many pornstars as I can.

Having a kid would cut down on the fucking.

But, if I had to start the entire species with a pornstar after, say, a nuke fallout...
I would be Adam to the following Eves...

-Eve Laurence :thumbsup:
-Memphis Monroe
-Audrey Bitoni
-Mz Berlin
-Nikki Rhodes
-Katie Kox
-Candace Von
-Emma Starr
-Olivia Parrish
 
Re: Pornstar you want to put a baby in

None

After having a baby, most pornstars retire.
 
Re: Pornstar you want to put a baby in

I dont need to have ababy from apornstar just fuck her
and actualy I dont want 2
 
Re: Pornstar you want to put a baby in

How would one go about putting a baby inside? Would you line the head up with the pussy and then start systematically punting the baby in like you would getting a scared pet into a carry cage? Babies do liquefy quite easily from what I remember so continuous booting might not be the best idea even though it probably would be the most fun of any of the options that now come to mind. I guess the most basic would be to slice open the woman's stomach, dip the baby in a vat of bleach to sterilise and then stuff it inside and sew the open wound back up. I'm sure the pawing and sounds of crying from both parties might be fun to watch for the first couple of minutes, but I could see it becoming quite pathetic after a while. But I'm sure it wouldn't last for that long so, who knows.

Anyway, who would I like to gift a child to? Hmm.....
 
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