Nah, that's all right. You guys can keep him.

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Do you suppose anyone's ever told him he peaked twenty-five years ago with "Knight Rider?"

 

[dadolfo]

Maybe the Germans will pay up.

 

[feller469]

Das ist nicht richtig!!!!! (Sorry if my spelling is off a little)

 

[GregCentauro]

It's the first time in recorded history that the hostage tortures its captors when he starts singing "The Limbo Dance"

*youtube link removed by the UN High Commissioner For Human Rights*

 

[~~whimsy~~]

It doesn't really mean much if he is drunk though.

Wait until he sobers up and wait a day or two. :thumbsup:

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

This is for Baywatch Nights!

 

[lioneye713]

Well they are just now getting tv from 25 years ago

 

[PirateKing]

Maybe the Germans will pay up.

Oh noes!! Herr hasselhoff iz en trooble!! Dontz worry knightz ridah ze germans be comingz to your rescuez!!!:weeping:
Callz ahnulds schwatzenneggah!! Callz Rootgah Howah! Call hiltlahs ghoost! Zey have ze Hoff! Ze Hoff iz being hassled!

...I apologize to all the germans. you are good people.

 

[StanScratch]

Turns out, eating that sandwich off the floor actually was a highlight of his life.

 

[Toyfriend]

This is a publicity stunt to get back in the spotlight

 

[andrea_]

The captors are offering $100.000 for taking him back...

I'm not even answering the phone for less than $500.000

 

[parry316]

I wish that was real

 

[lioneye713]

What Im wondering is who had the bad taste to add the tagline Held Hofftage?

 

[tittenman]

Do you seriously think people would pay money to have him back we should pay them to kidnap and torture him!

 

[Cutie]

Just try shooting his ass, KITT will break through the wall and sheild him.. LOL

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

What Im wondering is who had the bad taste to add the tagline Held Hofftage?

I saw that you enjoyed the pun.

 

[Cutie]

I wouldn't drink that..

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

What Im wondering is who had the bad taste to add the tagline Held Hofftage?

The best care anywhere.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

What Im wondering is who had the bad taste to add the tagline Held Hofftage?

He doesn't think it's in bad taste.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

My favorite so far.