ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Hey, calm the fuck down.
I honestly don't appreciate that, we were just joking with the idea.
I'm going to have to agree with Alex, this is a rediculous.
I hope you're saying that into a mirror, because I'm already as calm as can be. Don't get defensive just because I don't believe you. Getting mad at what I said only makes me believe, even more than I already do, that the girl in that photo is not your girlfriend.
If anyone needs to relax, it's definitely not me.