My Wife Found Out About My Two Axes Then Caught Me Fondling Them

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Now I have one axe for inside the house and one axe for outside.

Indoor Axe

Outdoor Axe

 

[John_8581]

And here I thought you were a guitarist?

 

[Theopolis Q. Hossenffer]

But which one can you throw the farthest?

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

But which one can you throw the farthest?

Probably the more petite one but the biggun comes with a heavier flow doing more damage.

 

[tvstrip]

Why didn't you ask your wife to join you having fun with your axes? Isn't that the dream?

 

[maildude]

If you axe me, they should cut this thread...so, could you mods get to it instead of lumbering around? Chop chop. I wish you wood.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

My wife walked in on me once, cuddling with, and talking "lovingly" to a semi automatic rifle.....it took a couple of days before she would look me in the eyes.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

My wife walked in on me once, cuddling with, and talking "lovingly" to a semi automatic rifle.....it took a couple of days before she would look me in the eyes.

Did you caress and whisper sweet nothings into that sexy instrument of death? I think they make lingerie for firearms now. Valentine's Day is right around the corner too.

 

[gmase]

Be careful with that axe Dino

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Be careful with that axe Dino

That’s why I got a second one.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

I can't believe you have to keep one of your axes outside

 

[jod0565]

It will keal.