My ***'s Girlfriend
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Here's what you do, go over & do the same routine, put your girlfriend to bed and make sure everyones ******. Walk quietly into your *moms girlfriends* room Wait WTF was I talking bout?
definitely fuck her. every chance you get, opportunities like this don't just happen ya know 
TheOrangeCat
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this is a great story i really like it wow so hot and sexy bet that mommy is a real milf wow tho what a dilemma uhm cool yea so like uhm whatever
hey what's she look like? you never described her...
hmmm if we saw her pic, we can suggest u better options
:rofl2: Saw the same thing.
I don't think I believe the story...but who the hell knows...on the off chance it's true, all I have to say is that you missed a golden opportunity that WILL haunt you until the end of your days. You WILL be on your deathbed and think about that night.
Hope that helps.
hmmm, ah yes, it was in the part i skipped...thanks, usually that's the first thing the go on about my bad
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
Meh, not a biggie. What we have here is a story about a young man and Mrs. Robinson and the air conditioner.
However, with the title, we get the impression that his *** is licking the shaved clam of some ********** hottie.
See? No difference.
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:dito: Me sense threesome in the air. You're a lucky guy and even if it doesn't work out well with horny ***, you still got your gf. If *** and your gf loves to blaze then for sure the panties is coming off.
Take it from someone who has been there ***. I assume you are >21, correct me if I am wrong. I can give you pointers from my personal experience take it or leave it.
If you really want to do this you need to be prepared for a few things. Regardless of the outcome be prepared for your girlfriend to dump you and the *** to either pretend it didn't happen, say it happened even if it didn't, or to call you constantly afterwards. If you can deal with any and all of the above here you go...
There are two ways to go about this, press or blitz. Press means you gonna slowly press your luck until you are sure she is good to go. If she really let you touch her ass with your hands and said nothing, good sign you may need to just press it more. The other way is laying it on the line. Showing up and letting her know what you feel. Corny **** I know but it works.
You need to test out the *** more and you need a wingman. If she lets you or her ******** ***** this is perfect. Invite a couple of your gf's friends over and at least one guy. The guy needs to be your best friend who you can scheme this with. Drinks for all, you need to get your girlfriend ****** and her *** *****. You want your gf to go to ***** and not really remember much and the *** to know what she is doing. Press your luck throw out the idea of bodyshots, give them and get them especially off the ***. Take the lemon out of her mouth and linger that kiss, use some tongue on her belly, take a shot out of her cleavage. Then when its on you it will ***** her to show her hand and how far you can take it. Take it to strip poker or strip some ******** game if you comfortable with that. Remember you after the ***, your girlfriend needs to ***** (******), and your wingman can have remaining girls.
Usually you need to split this into a few nights. Because what you want is to return when your girlfriend is not there. You don't want this to go down with her in the house, trust me. There are a few ways to go about your approach. I have seen the straight forward approach. You need to let her know you showing up ahead of time to talk to her. If she is down, she will "get ready" as if it was a date. Show up and let the *** know you notice there is something between you two and if there isn't then look you in the eye and tell you to leave and never come back.
There is also the accidental approach. Show up and the *** will let you know the gf isn't home which you already knew. Ask to wait a while before heading back if she doesn't mind. Offer to help out on a task around the house, proceed with the way you were working it with the A/C ass touch. Approach her and don't go straight to kissing her mouth and if you touch her touch arms, waist, head, nothing inappropriate. In case she freaks out or changes her mind. If she doesn't you're golden.
Let me know how it turns out. I still see my old girlfriend's *** at stores around town and I don't regret being with her for a minute.
If you really want to do this you need to be prepared for a few things. Regardless of the outcome be prepared for your girlfriend to dump you and the *** to either pretend it didn't happen, say it happened even if it didn't, or to call you constantly afterwards. If you can deal with any and all of the above here you go...
There are two ways to go about this, press or blitz. Press means you gonna slowly press your luck until you are sure she is good to go. If she really let you touch her ass with your hands and said nothing, good sign you may need to just press it more. The other way is laying it on the line. Showing up and letting her know what you feel. Corny **** I know but it works.
You need to test out the *** more and you need a wingman. If she lets you or her ******** ***** this is perfect. Invite a couple of your gf's friends over and at least one guy. The guy needs to be your best friend who you can scheme this with. Drinks for all, you need to get your girlfriend ****** and her *** *****. You want your gf to go to ***** and not really remember much and the *** to know what she is doing. Press your luck throw out the idea of bodyshots, give them and get them especially off the ***. Take the lemon out of her mouth and linger that kiss, use some tongue on her belly, take a shot out of her cleavage. Then when its on you it will ***** her to show her hand and how far you can take it. Take it to strip poker or strip some ******** game if you comfortable with that. Remember you after the ***, your girlfriend needs to ***** (******), and your wingman can have remaining girls.
Usually you need to split this into a few nights. Because what you want is to return when your girlfriend is not there. You don't want this to go down with her in the house, trust me. There are a few ways to go about your approach. I have seen the straight forward approach. You need to let her know you showing up ahead of time to talk to her. If she is down, she will "get ready" as if it was a date. Show up and let the *** know you notice there is something between you two and if there isn't then look you in the eye and tell you to leave and never come back.
There is also the accidental approach. Show up and the *** will let you know the gf isn't home which you already knew. Ask to wait a while before heading back if she doesn't mind. Offer to help out on a task around the house, proceed with the way you were working it with the A/C ass touch. Approach her and don't go straight to kissing her mouth and if you touch her touch arms, waist, head, nothing inappropriate. In case she freaks out or changes her mind. If she doesn't you're golden.
Let me know how it turns out. I still see my old girlfriend's *** at stores around town and I don't regret being with her for a minute.
This thread is well funny! But a word of warning to this youngster, and sorry to put a downer on the whole thing - if you love your girlfriend, don't do it! She will find out, dump you, and you will be heartbroken and left wanking into a flannel like the rest of us.....
Speak for yourself
Ok, sorry to offend anyone who doesn't spend most of their spare time masturbating on the internet, but you get the point i'm making. Just trying to save this young lad from doing something he may really regret.
just go for it. it will be worth it.
