Someone just showed me this site and I thought it was fucking hilarious...
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Some selected reading
"I realized that there are over 400 girls at my school. How do they fit that many chicks in 1 cooking classroom?"
"I put my xbox achievements on my transcripts for college. i got accepted to Princeton. MLIB"
"Me and my bros tried to solve a rubix cube. After ten minutes we realized we could peel off the stickers, re-apply them and be done with this bullshit. Mlib"
"Today, I sat on my hand til it fell ****** then masturbated so it felt like a chick was doing it. Then, I sat on my hand til it fell ****** and made a sandwich so it tasted like a chick had made it. It was pretty chill. MLIB"
"Today, my girlfriends *** walked in on us having sex. I looked her in the eyes and finished like a boss. MLIB"
"Today my *** asked me what it meant to be a Bro?…My *** handed me a natty light and told her to Chill. MLIB"
"Last summer I punched Snooki in the mouth. MLIB."
"My girlfriend has 6 sisters. It’s like a fucking sandwich factory."
and my personal favorite...
"I was banging this bitch in my room and my bros were in the room next door. I yelled “MORTAL KOMBAT” and my bros yelled “FINISH HER” so I gave her a facial. She said it was chill."
I fuckin love this ****, so funny.
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Some selected reading
"I realized that there are over 400 girls at my school. How do they fit that many chicks in 1 cooking classroom?"
"I put my xbox achievements on my transcripts for college. i got accepted to Princeton. MLIB"
"Me and my bros tried to solve a rubix cube. After ten minutes we realized we could peel off the stickers, re-apply them and be done with this bullshit. Mlib"
"Today, I sat on my hand til it fell ****** then masturbated so it felt like a chick was doing it. Then, I sat on my hand til it fell ****** and made a sandwich so it tasted like a chick had made it. It was pretty chill. MLIB"
"Today, my girlfriends *** walked in on us having sex. I looked her in the eyes and finished like a boss. MLIB"
"Today my *** asked me what it meant to be a Bro?…My *** handed me a natty light and told her to Chill. MLIB"
"Last summer I punched Snooki in the mouth. MLIB."
"My girlfriend has 6 sisters. It’s like a fucking sandwich factory."
and my personal favorite...
"I was banging this bitch in my room and my bros were in the room next door. I yelled “MORTAL KOMBAT” and my bros yelled “FINISH HER” so I gave her a facial. She said it was chill."
I fuckin love this ****, so funny.
