My girlfriend is amazing!

[Smallville417]

Im not sure what the point of the first post was, seemed more like an excuse to brag about how great you are getting it.

Hell some of it borders on BS, anal before breakfast? Yea, can we say "Dear Penthouse!"

There isnt one part of the OP that actually merits input from anyone on the board. Forgive my eternal near legendary cynnicism, but I dont buy it.

Just happy is all, not meaning to brag, though I suppose it could come across as that. And I don't blame you for doubting, it's one of the reasons I feel so lucky, because I can't believe it myself sometimes.

 

[STDiva]

... Smallville, give her a poke for titsrock.

Or send an invite to titsrock. I'm sure he'll wear a....trojan??? Anybody?

 

[Shifty]

Or send an invite to titsrock. I'm sure he'll wear a....trojan??? Anybody?

Bingo! Smallville you've found #3.

 

[gunslingingbird]

The neg just said "Why are you telling us this". I guess I need to stick to talking about which girls are hotter, and my top 10 favorite pornstars and the like. Seriously though, I try not to offend anyone on here.

You need to stick to posting whatever the hell you wanna post. Have you seen what it says on the main board page below "Talk"? It says "let's talk about whatever you wanna talk about". That means you're free to post anything you want ae long as it complies with the rules. You don't have to do anything different because someone doesn't like what you post. He has the choice of ignoring you if he doesn't like what you post.

If it makes you feel better, the member who gave you the negative rep has done it to several other members, and is quickly earning a spot on the moderators' troll list. Although I suppose that all the sympathy rep you've gotten after that makes you feel better than anything I could say to you.

 

[titsrock]

... Smallville, give her a poke for titsrock.

Or send an invite to titsrock. I'm sure he'll wear a....trojan??? Anybody?

Bingo! Smallville you've found #3.

http://www.imagechicken.com/uploads/1273107877006604900.jpg

 

[mrtrebus]

You need to stick to posting whatever the hell you wanna post. Have you seen what it says on the main board page below "Talk"? It says "let's talk about whatever you wanna talk about". That means you're free to post anything you want ae long as it complies with the rules. You don't have to do anything different because someone doesn't like what you post. He has the choice of ignoring you if he doesn't like what you post.

If it makes you feel better, the member who gave you the negative rep has done it to several other members, and is quickly earning a spot on the moderators' troll list. Although I suppose that all the sympathy rep you've gotten after that makes you feel better than anything I could say to you.

Troll List?!? Pathetic. We're only allowed to give positive rep now? Which I have done & continue to do. I stand by my comment/neg rep. It was IMHO a pointless post. End of line.

 

[darkwarrior3007]

Sounds like you're a lucky man. Don't worry about the neg rep, whoever it was is just jealous.

 

[Smallville417]

Troll List?!? Pathetic. We're only allowed to give positive rep now? Which I have done & continue to do. I stand by my comment/neg rep. It was IMHO a pointless post. End of line.

And I respect your opinion, it just surprised me is all. My tolerance to neg rep is just higher I suppose.

 

[alexpnz]

Sorry if I posted too much information, I didn't mean to offend, it actually earned me my first ever negative rep.

Let me take a wild guess here and say that the puppet man and his "negative rep. ventriliquist dummies" probably struck again!? :1orglaugh

amirite?
(respect STD )

 

[sualcalay]

My girlfriend is such a sexual person and I love it. When we got together and she found out things I was turned on by, she told me she didn't see those things happening at all, such as swallowing, and anal sex.

She truly loves me so much though that as time went on she made it clear she was willing to try those things for me. After she did she got so into both of those things. Now she loves swallowing and does it often, sometimes daily, and cannot get enough of getting fucked in the ass. She loves getting fucked in the ass so much that she wants it in the morning before going to work, she can actually cum quicker from it.

Also in the beginning, going to rent a porn movie was awkward, as she was not into porn, and was disgusted a bit by some of the box covers she saw, such as a girl with cum on her face. Once she started watching them with me though, I quickly found she got very turned on by porn. In fact, the nastier the scene, the more she loved it. She now has me order porn, and says she looks forward to building our own porn collection. She also loves shopping at the adult stores, we go to them semi-often.

Now she tells me she is willing to try anything with me at least once, and that nothing is off limits if I want it, and that she is sure she would enjoy anything I want just as much. Whether I want FFM, MMF, or anything else she said she not only is willing to do it, but wants to try it. She said she wants to see me fuck another woman while she masturbates.

Even though we haven't done anything outside of just us, and may never do anything outside of us (we both admit to wondering about dealing with jealousy issues) it is amazing just being with a woman who is really loving sex, and so into pleasing me. It just makes me want to please her even more. I feel like I am dating a porn star in training.

My last 2 girlfriends were very sexual, but my girlfriend now exceeds all my dreams. And before you guys think it is all about sex, she and I are very into the other things that make life complete. She has 2 kids, as do I, and family is very important to us. She is also very dedicated to her career. She just loves the thought of not just being a mother, and career woman, but also having a very passionate, hot, nasty sex life. She is such a complete woman to me, and I love her to death.

She is so unreal, I cannot believe that I have her. All of my friends complain about some aspect of their relationships, but I have everything I want in mine.

No...

No, no, no, no! Such an awesome girlfriend cannot exist, it's...it's impossible!! And why must it be you who's got her? This is such an unfair universe. Lol, I'm just joking, truth be told, you've got an admirable girlfriend who learned how to please and how to like the things you like simply out of love.

If you dump her, everyday I post something in this forum I'll insult you and tell you how you're an idiot for not marrying her and making her bear your children

 

[Smallville417]

I'm just joking, truth be told, you've got an admirable girlfriend who learned how to please and how to like the things you like simply out of love.

My girlfriend loved this part of your post the most, she said that is exactly what is making her this way, how much she loves me. She also said I better listen to you about not dumping her, she was laughing. I have no intention of ever giving her up.

 

[Peter Gazinya]

Hey, great to hear it buddy. As many have said, I would ditch the idea of mixing in with anyone else. IMO your either wired for that sort of thing or your not. being that you're 38 and haven't done it already I'm thinking getting anyone else involved will just freak you out and jeopardize what sounds like a very good thing you got going.

Instead, try pissing on each other. You'll love it.



I'm serious, what :dunno:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Your girlfriend IS amazing! I should know.

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:weeping:

 

[PirateKing]

This is every mans dream. How did you get her to open up to this stuff?

 

[Smallville417]

Honestly part of me thinks it was in her to begin with, but that she repressed that side of her. There is a strong sexuality about her, she does things like put her legs up on the dash of the car while I'm driving and masturbating. She is, and always was in some way a bit of an exhibitionist, so she is definitely not shy about anything.

We were talking about all these things early on, but back than, while she enjoyed talking about it during sex and such, she made it pretty clear she wanted things to stay a fantasy only, and I respected that. I have never pushed her to do things. The biggest factor, other than I treat her better than anyone she has ever been with (her words) would be porn. She would watch scenes almost like she was in a trance, she hasn't watched a lot of the more explicit stuff before meeting me, like DP's, swallowing, and all that. I really don't know what to say, the more she watched stuff, she said the wetter it made her, and it just got her mind racing.

Now months later she actually wants to try things. We have been together almost 11 months. She knows I talk about her, and it doesn't bother at all, she tells me it makes her feel extra sexy.

 

[Smallville417]

Double post.

 

[Shifty]

This is every mans dream. How did you get her to open up to this stuff?

LoL - I see what you did there.

 

[PirateKing]

LoL - I see what you did there.

Honestly that was unintentional. :1orglaugh

 

[Boothbabe]

Thread title made me think this was another post by boothbabe....:1orglaugh

My girlfriend is my wife now wich means no more sex for me As soon as we were married she cut me off

 

[~~whimsy~~]

My girlfriend is my wife now wich means no more sex for me As soon as we were married she cut me off

Bah! Think of the benefits though. The alimony! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH

Yay