My first Negative rep

[Member442]

Try to hide a recording device in your purse. Oh, and could you have her read from a script that I prepared? Tell her to read from it in a sultry tone. I have dialogue prepared for you too.

Sweet. Can you share some of it with me now?

 

[PirateKing]

Sweet. Can you share some of it with me now?

Ehem...

Alisa: Hello doctor.
Doctor: Why hello, how are you?
Alisa: I'm fine.
Doctor: Lets get started shall we? First I'm going to need you to remove your clothes.
Alisa: I thought this was an eye exam?
Doctor: Trust me. I'm a doctor.
Alisa: I couldn't possibly argue with that.
Doctor: Oh dear me, It's awfully hot in here. I should also take off my doctor's coat and then gradually take off the rest of my clothes. You know, so I can cool down.
Alisa: You have a nice body
Doctor: Right back at you...
*PirateKing enters*
PK: Did Somebody order a big sausage pizza and/or something else with sexual innuendo?
Doctor: Nobody here ordered any pizza!
PK: Are you sure?
Doctor: Maybe I did...
Alisa: I could go for a pizza.
Doctor: Hey, there's no sausage on this pizza!
PK: Damn, I forgot to cut the hole at the bottom of the box...
*Blueballs enters*
Blueballs: I heard there was a plumbing problem in here. Hey, pizza!



That's all I have for now. I'm really on to something though.

 

[Member442]

That's all I have for now. I'm really on to something though.

I like it.

 

[PirateKing]

I like it.

:nanner:

 

[lurkingdirk]

:nanner:

Seriously? You couldn't even include me in the corner or something? Behind a plant? I'm fine with watching, and I'm good with sound effects (Emus are my specialty).

 

[power-san]

The first time I got negative rep I couldn't sleep for a few days and was breaking down in tears all day long the next day. I was really upset about it.

 

[Member442]

Seriously? You couldn't even include me in the corner or something? Behind a plant? I'm fine with watching, and I'm good with sound effects (Emus are my specialty).

He's not finished yet give the man time Lurky.

 

[emceeemcee]

I got negged not too long ago but it was from 'trebus. Instead of getting pissed, I figured that it's probably what keeps him from slashing his wrists in a washtub out back under a pecan tree.

:1orglaugh

 

[PirateKing]

Seriously? You couldn't even include me in the corner or something? Behind a plant? I'm fine with watching, and I'm good with sound effects (Emus are my specialty).

(continued)
Alisa: Saaay...is that plant moving?
Dirk: No.


Happy now?

 

[lurkingdirk]

(continued)
Alisa: Saaay...is that plant moving?
Dirk: No.


Happy now?

Just about.

:rubbel:

Now. Yes.

 

[Member442]

I'm glad everyone is happy. Now Maley has to fit in there somewhere I couldn't let him get left out and I will be on cloud 9

 

[lurkingdirk]

Maley can hang out in the corner with me. You know. naked.

 

[Member442]

Mmmmm I'm comming to the corner when she's done with me then.

mmm way off topic again maybe this should have been in the play...play with alisa thread that was started since I seem to not help when things go off topic.

 

[PirateKing]

:weeping: You guy's are undermining my script!

 

[Member442]

:weeping: You guy's are undermining my script!

I'm sorry. What can I do to make you feel better?

 

[lurkingdirk]

:weeping: You guy's are undermining my script!

I'm sorry. What can I do to make you feel better?

Ignore him. He's in the corner beside me, wanking.

Honestly. He could have chosen any corner. He had to chose mine. :wtf: dude?

 

[PirateKing]

I'm fertilizing the plant.

 

[Member442]

poor me and my dr no fertilizing for us?

 

[PirateKing]

No need to worry there's plenty of fertilizer to go around. Just uh...give me 15 minutes.

 

[Member442]

Ok I'll play with Lurky while I wait.