tartanterrier
Is somewhere outhere.
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old *** comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in
the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy
is in there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My ***'s outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover
are in the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove.
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy: "$750"
Man: "Sold."
A few days later, the ****** says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's
go outside and have a game of catch."
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."
The ****** asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy: "$1,000"
The ****** says, "That's terrible to over charge your friends like
that ... that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to
take you to church and make you confess."
They go to the church and the ****** makes the little boy sit in The
confessional booth and closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that **** again; you're in my closet now."
Her 9-year old *** comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in
the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy
is in there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My ***'s outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover
are in the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove.
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy: "$750"
Man: "Sold."
A few days later, the ****** says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's
go outside and have a game of catch."
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."
The ****** asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy: "$1,000"
The ****** says, "That's terrible to over charge your friends like
that ... that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to
take you to church and make you confess."
They go to the church and the ****** makes the little boy sit in The
confessional booth and closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that **** again; you're in my closet now."
