My 1st Trip To Hooters

[Dean Henneberg]

This Sunday my family is taking me to Hooters as a late birthday present. Have you ever been to a Hooters restaurant before? What can I expect besides eating chicken wings, and girls with white tank tops, orange shorts and big titties? I'm confined to a wheelchair too, should I try to milk that for all it's worth? :1orglaugh Is there anything else I should know when I go there? As I said, I'm in a wheelchair so I don't really get to go out a lot because it's a pain in the ass getting in and out of the vehicle, so this is a big deal for me.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Don't get too overly excited. They have decent wings and good-looking waitresses, but it's not really anything to write home about. Now, if the waitresses were topless that would be a different story.

 

[Ozmanks]

I'd ask them if they've banged a guy in a wheelchair before. If they say no, tell your willing to give them an experience they'll never forget.

 

[ThatRedWing]

Well sometimes they wear black shirts and shorts. And some of them seem a bit under-qualified for a job at "Hooters". The food is pretty good. They will treat you nice though, especially if they think they are getting a big tip.

 

[Dean Henneberg]

Well sometimes they wear black shirts and shorts. And some of them seem a bit under-qualified for a job at "Hooters". The food is pretty good. They will treat you nice though, especially if they think they are getting a big tip.

Don't they have theme days where they dress up in certain outfits? Like a Naughty Schoolgirl day or something.

 

[Rey C.]

Besides eating chicken wings, and girls with white tank tops, orange shorts and big titties? Well... uh... I know... there's beer! Lotsa beer! :1orglaugh

Seriously though, if you get a good waitress who is a fun girl, it can be a good ol' fun time. And since it's your birthday, they'll sing for you. If you get a super busty one that likes to bounce while she sings, don't forget to scream "encore!!!" at the end.

BTW, I saw that your birthday is special: that numerology thing - 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09 thing. Pretty cool! Happy birthday, dude! :thumbsup:

 

[Dean Henneberg]

Besides eating chicken wings, and girls with white tank tops, orange shorts and big titties? Well... uh... I know... there's beer! Lotsa beer! :1orglaugh

Seriously though, if you get a good waitress who is a fun girl, it can be a good ol' fun time. And since it's your birthday, they'll sing for you. If you get a super busty one that likes to bounce while she sings, don't forget to scream "encore!!!" at the end.

BTW, I saw that your birthday is special: that numerology thing - 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09 thing. Pretty cool! Happy birthday, dude! :thumbsup:

Thank you.

 

[busenbust]

DH, well done! Concentrate: on the chicken wings

"should I try to milk that for all it's worth" - literally??? :1orglaugh :thumbsup:

 

[tartanterrier]

I went to Hooters with my Dad when I was 19 on and it was a great laugh.
The food isn't that great there but the eye candy makes up for it.

Have fun :glugglug:

 

[cartman24]

Every time I have gone I have had the oldest waitress there . Maybe you'll have better luck (unless you like the milfs).

 

[Ace Bandage]

First of all, Happy Birthday! I hope you have a great time. The food is definitely average at best, but you can't beat the atmosphere. Most of the girls are very personable. A majority of them might be butter faces, but looking at boobs in a push-up bra never gets old! And since it's your birthday, go crazy. All the girls are going to crowd around and sing to you. And I got twenty bucks that says you won't cop a feel! Prove me wrong...

Bottom line - whatever you do, tip well. Being a waitress is the toughest job you can have. They deserve to be paid well.

 

[Xombie3000]

I used to work in a grocery store and there was a Hooters in the same plaza. The girls would always come into the store to buy stuff/cash their paychecks. I've met a lot of really nice girls working there, but I never actually went in.

They do have dress up days every once in awhile when there is a big game going on. I've seen the girls dress up as referees, but never anything like "naughty schoolgirl." Most of the girls that I met are just hard working girls that are trying to make their way though college. Most of them had another job besides the Hooters gig.

And to quote Chris Rock, "No one goes to Hooters for wings!"

Happy Birthday and have fun, but don't go all crazy and stuff. I've seen many a people be thrown out for their attitude towards the girls or trying to touch them or something.

 

[georges]

I have been several times with my cousins and friends in hooters in dallas. They had some of the hottest blondes, we even dated some of them and had good fun with them but that was a long time ago. The good times :yesyes: And for your info before being a pornstar, jesse jane was a hooters girl.

 

[lovejoy]

Hooters is just another restaurant but uses girls in white T-shirts and orange shorts to "drum up" business.

It works and generates a lot of money for the corporate.

Be honest with you, a lot of business people go to Hooters for lunch and they use to have volleyball court just outside the patio. (in some Hooters)

It is quite busy in other Hooters. Hooters unlike McDonald do not "over-saturate" the entire city across America.

They build a good brand name and add chicken wings, oysters, cold beers and girls ! (also a way for girls to get good tips)

Great business concept !

 

[busenbust]

First of all, Happy Birthday! I hope you have a great time. The food is definitely average at best, but you can't beat the atmosphere. Most of the girls are very personable. A majority of them might be butter faces, but looking at boobs in a push-up bra never gets old! And since it's your birthday, go crazy. All the girls are going to crowd around and sing to you. And I got twenty bucks that says you won't cop a feel! Prove me wrong...

Bottom line - whatever you do, tip well. Being a waitress is the toughest job you can have. They deserve to be paid well.

^^True. The abuse that some of them have to put up with...esp. the pretty ones

 

[lovejoy]

^^True. The abuse that some of them have to put up with...esp. the pretty ones

I have been to Hooters from Florida, to Ontario and recently visited Hooters at Las Vegas last Christams.

You have to understand it is a very busy place in some Hooters restaurants, so the servers (girls) have to take some abuse, but no different than any other restaurants.

Remember, some crazy guy left 40 bucks tips in Las Vegas! (it is not much but the waitress laughed and entertained when she was not busy)

 

[004]

They need to open up one of these bars in the UK.

I dont know if there is one here??

 

[Ace Bandage]

They need to open up one of these bars in the UK.

I dont know if there is one here??

Uncultured American question: Are chicken wings big in the UK? I know we have restaurants devoted to them here in the States. Hooters is known for their wings (in terms of food).

 

[titsrock]

Hooters is great. The food is better than I thought it would be. It's pretty much a standard sports bar. There's sports stuff all over the place, tvs tuned to ESPN. It's really a fun place to go. I've seen plenty of women eating there with their bfs, husbands. Families hang out together.

It's not as *sleazy* as its perceived reputation.

The tank top is a bit too highcut for my liking. Your waitress is going to have to bend over and pick up something for you to get a great look at cleavage.

Why don't they switch to bikini tops in the summer :dunno:

 

[Jagger69]

I hope you are not on any kind of cholesterol or fat restricted diet. The wings are average at best and most of the food has way too much grease in it for my liking (just your typical sports-bar offering if you are into that). Yeah the girls are cute and some are very hot but so fucking what? I don't look at porn for the food and I don't go to restaurants for the pussy. Not a bad place if all you want to do is drink and gawk but way overrated IMO.