Mrs. Irrelevant...will have sex with the last player taken in this year's NFL draft

[ThatRedWing]

Re: Mrs. Irrelevant...will have sex with the last player taken in this year's NFL dra

That crazy bitch would be one wild fuck. I would take her up on it.*






* Just as long as I had my agent, lawyer and law enforcement standing by.

 

[Buggster]

Re: Mrs. Irrelevant...will have sex with the last player taken in this year's NFL dra

How can I get into the draft? I only want to be last pick.

 

[Red Spyder]

Re: Mrs. Irrelevant...will have sex with the last player taken in this year's NFL dra

But what if the last pick is some guy who is as religious as Tim Tebow? :dunno:

 

[gunslingingbird]

Re: Mrs. Irrelevant...will have sex with the last player taken in this year's NFL dra

The last player picked in the draft is better than the best guy not picked in the draft. Think about it.
Then masturbate to her video.

Can I masturbate to a video of you instead? :banana:

 

[Mr_Balls]

Re: Mrs. Irrelevant...will have sex with the last player taken in this year's NFL dra

Do it.
What if her sex makes this guy the MVP of 2013?

 

[BCT]

Re: Mrs. Irrelevant...will have sex with the last player taken in this year's NFL dra

Somewhere Ryan Succop is saying "Fuck, I just missed it"

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Re: Mrs. Irrelevant...will have sex with the last player taken in this year's NFL dra

Bitch looks like a fruitloop...

 

[Rey C.]

Re: Mrs. Irrelevant...will have sex with the last player taken in this year's NFL dra

Is this like the entrance exam for becoming an NFL groupie?

I think the NFL minimum salary for rookies is about $400K this year. Maybe she figures that he'll at least buy her dinner after he bangs her.

 

[Johan]

Re: Mrs. Irrelevant...will have sex with the last player taken in this year's NFL dra

What if N°253 says "No, sorry. I have a girlfriend." ? Will she go for N° 252 ?

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Re: Mrs. Irrelevant...will have sex with the last player taken in this year's NFL dra

What if N°253 says "No, sorry. I have a girlfriend." ? Will she go for N° 252 ?

She'd probably do whole friggin' draft the way she looks.