Movie Quotes

[TaylorVixenFan]

try not do or do not there is no try.

yoda

 

[Facetious]

Movie: Heartbreak Ridge
Thomas Highway (Clint Eastwood) said . . . .

''Be advised. I'm mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I can put a round in a flea's ass at 200 meters. So why don't you go hump somebody else's leg, mutt face, before I push yours in.''

:1orglaugh :hatsoff:


Same film . . . .''My name's Gunnery Sergeant Highway and I've drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass than all of you numbnuts put together....''


Again, same film, Highway is waking up his men at o-five hundred hrs...
'' Drop your cocks and grab your socks . . . ''



:wootwoot: :nanner: :rofl:

 

[emceeemcee]

When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit after that. You Might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to fuck around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.

-Reservoir Dogs

 

[emceeemcee]

What do you want? Wanna go back to the shit job, fuckin' condo world, watching sitcoms? Fuck you, I won't do it.


-Tyler Durden

 

[Rane1071]

I know it isn't a movie but - "wherever you go. There you are." - Col Jack O'neill SG-1

 

[Droy85]

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.

 

[Rane1071]

:sing: "Frankenfurter it's all over, I'm your new commander. Your mission is a failure, you sold out to extreme. You now are my prisoner we return to Transylvania, prepare the transat-beam. :sing: - Riff Raff, The Rocky Horror Picture Show

 

[jlm555]

Goldmember "I got Preperation H in my rear and a smokey on my back door,we've got ush a convoy over!"

Dr Evil "Yeeeehhhaaww! copy that you sum bitch pile o monkey nuts!"

Goldmember "open wide there rubber duckey,I'm entering your mouth now over"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoa89S9sPKk