Movie Quotes

[edirons22]

From "King Arthur"

Cerdic: You come to beg a truce, you should be on your knees.
Arthur: I came to see your face so that I alone may find you on the battlefield. And it will be good of you to mark my face, Saxon, for the next time you see it, it will be the last thing you see on this earth.
Cerdic: Ahhh, finally, a man worth killing

 

[Huckepack92]

 

[The Grasshopper]

"I'm not Skank. That's Skank over there. Skank's dead."

"Mother is the name for god on the lips and heart’s of all children."

"Suddenly, I heard a tapping,as if someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. You heard me rapping, right?"

"I like the pretty lies."

"Look what you've done... to my sheets. "

"I think we broke her."

Lead cop - "They got killed on devil's night, but they were gonna get married on Halloween? Who gets married on Halloween? "
Albrecht - "Nobody."

 

[BlueBalls]

"Do you know something Ali? Starting a revolution is hard, and it's even harder to continue it. Winning is hardest of all. But only afterward, when we have won, will the real hardships begin."

The Battle of Algiers (1966)

Seems somewhat fitting given recent events.

 

[Spleen]

"Wipe yourself off, you're bleeding"

*An hour of so of non stop comedic action later*

"Wipe yourself off, man... You dead"

 

[bahodeme]

Carlito's Way
Scene: Benny Blanco shoots Carlito
Guy tells Benny "c'mon let's go!"
Benny says "Naw you stay!" and then shoots him.

 

[ralph furley]

"she offered to nuke my corndog"
multiplicity

 

[DietCrush]

Yeah, well, virgin's not a dirty word. You know what's a dirty word, is asshole, and that's what you guys are. You know, I may not have had sex, but I could fuck you up.

Dude, it's not a big deal that you like to fuck guys. I'm cool, I got friends who fuck guys... in jail.

You know what's a fun game? Take 3 Excedrin PM's and see if you can whack off before you fall asleep. You always win, that's the best part about the game

40 year old virgin

 

[maildude]

Loach: What happened to your nose, Gittes? Somebody slammed a bedroom window on it?
Jake Gittes: Nope. Your wife got excited. She crossed her legs a little too quick. You understand what I mean, pal?

--Chinatown

 

[Deepcover]

"Where you gonna go, where you gonna run, where you gonna hide? Nowhere... 'cause there's no one like you left." - Meg Tilly in Body Snatchers

 

[ralph furley]

frankly my dear, i don't think we're in kansas anymore

 

[jlm555]

So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats, no Roman Candles, or screaming mimis?

Oh come on, man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?

You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?

Joe Dirt

 

[Rane1071]

Josey Wales -"you a bounty hunter?". .. Bounty hunter -" a mans gotta do something for a living". ... Josey Wales - "Dyin ain't much of a livin, boy". .... The Outlaw Josey Wales

 

[Rane1071]

"Your not an assasin. Your an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill".. Apocalypse Now.

 

[fiction101]

All of these...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSEYXWmEse8

 

[maildude]

I was attacked by a coked-up whore and a fucking crazy dentist!--12 Monkeys

 

[L3ggy]

Malcolm Reynolds: You can learn all the math in the 'Verse, but you take a boat in the air that you don't love, she'll shake you off just as sure as a turn of the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down, tells you she's hurtin' before she keels. Makes her a home.

 

[The Grasshopper]

"Suck on that, you bitch-ass trick."
"Anybody want a hamburger?"
"I got it from that basehead."

"What'd you say about my mama?"

"Hey, man, who the fuck gonna be old out there at twelve o'clock at night, bitch? Shit, *****, I'll smoke anybody, *****. I just don't give a fuck."

"Oh *****, guess what? Word got back about them little marks who jacked you and Harold. I know were they be kickin' it at. Down wit' a 187?"

 

[DietCrush]

Romeo: Are you saying I look gay?
Murphy MacManus: No. You just hail from a colorful...
Romeo: You don't know me. You think these make me look gay?
Irish Gun Dealer: You look like You Might have seen one up close.

boondock saints 2

 

[L3ggy]

Wash: (alarmed)"Oh my god. What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!?" (deadpan)"Oh right, that would be me. Back to work." - Firefly, sure it's a tvshow, but it's so damn.