Movie Quotes

[maildude]

You know what? This thread was originally supposed to be a games thread, where you post a quote and everybody has to guess what movie it's from. Somewhere down the line it got hijacked. I am to blame as well. :******: So I am gonna set this whole debacle to rights again. Apologies to the original thread starter. Hit me.

Guess where this quote is from:

--Ah, that was the greatest shot I've ever seen!
--The worst! I was aiming at the *****!

 

[maildude]

Jesus in a jumpsuit! I didn't mean to slam the door on this thread. If the original poster doesn't mind, this can continue to be a quote posting thread. Yeesh...anyway, the answer to my quote is: The Magnificent Seven. Carry on. :hatsoff:

 

[Beliel]

Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around. - Sophia in Vanilla Sky

I wanna **** up! Tech support! It's a nightmare! Tech support! Tech support! - David in Vanilla Sky

Walt: I thought you were afraid of heights.
Travis: I'm not afraid of heights. I'm afraid of fallin'.
(Paris, Texas)

 

[maildude]

Prot: I wanna tell you something Mark, something you do not yet know, that we K-PAXians have been around long enough to have discovered. The universe will expand, then it will collapse back on itself, then will expand again. It will repeat this process forever. What you don't you know is that when the universe expands again, everything will be as it is now. Whatever mistakes you make this time around, you will live through on your next pass. Every mistake you make, you will live through again, & again, forever. So my advice to you is to get it right this time around. Because this time is all you have.

--K Pax

 

[Dawn]

Reggie Dunlop: She underlines the fuck scenes for ya? Jesus, if she underlines the fuck scenes for ya, she must worship the ground you walk on.

Ned Braden: They teach you how to underline in college.

Reggie Dunlop: Not the fuck scenes, they don't. Braden, you gotta learn to put out more, you know what I mean?


(From Slap Shot)

 

[RealMenSwallow]

Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his *******'s keeper and the finder of lost *****ren. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

(Pulp Fiction)

 

[Dawn]

(Another from Slap Shot - god knows how much I love that movie )

Reggie Dunlop: How's it going, Nick?

Nick Brophy: I'm *****.

Reggie Dunlop: Nah!

Nick Brophy: I'm not bullshittin' ya. Got stinkin' shitfaced on the bus. Louise left me, and that *** of a bitch over there keeps playin' me when he knows I'm shitfaced.

Reggie Dunlop: Jeez, I'm really sorry.

Nick Brophy: Anybody throws me against the boards, I'm gonna **** all over myself.


:rofl2:

 

[maildude]

O'Brien: Power is tearing human minds apart and putting them back together in new shapes of your own choosing.

--1984

 

[Dawn]

Norman Bates: A boy's best friend is his ******

In Psycho.

 

[maildude]

Baby(Saying his first word and pointing to DeNiro): Ass...hoooooooole!

--Meet The Fokkers

 

[Dawn]

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f--k do you think you're talkin' to?

Robert DeNiro in Taxi Driver

 

[Fresno]

"make my day"

 

[Dawn]

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room.


DR. STRANGELOVE

 

[maildude]

Filby(After the maid notices that George has taken three books from the bookcase with him into the future): Which three books would you have taken?

--The Time Machine

 

[Dawn]

(Gomez refers to the girl popping out of the cake at a bachelor party) Was she in there before you baked it?

Addams ****** Values

 

[maildude]

Captain Renault: Rick, there are many exit visas sold in this café, but we know that you've never sold one. That is the reason we permit you to remain open.
Rick: Oh? I thought it was because I let you win at roulette.
Captain Renault: That is another reason.

--Casablanca

 

[Dawn]

You think it's air you are breathing?

The Matrix

 

[raynman68]

Think someone could spend half their life in a slam with a ***** bit in their mouth and not believe? Think he could start out in some ****** store trash bin with an umbilical cord wrapped around his neck and not believe? Got it all wrong, holy man. I absolutely believe in God... And I absolutely **** the fucker.

Pitch Black

 

[Timbobjambo]

Why are you guys posting the movie titles? We are suppose to guess the title right?

 

[maildude]

Why are you guys posting the movie titles? We are suppose to guess the title right?

I brought that up a few pages ago. I guess the consensus is keep it a listing rather than a guessing thread.