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[Ace Boobtoucher]

I can actually hear the music from Star Trek whenever Kirk got into a life or death fight. "DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUM DUM DUM"

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I put my pants on one leg at a time...it's just that when I do....I make a hit record.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Silly Penguins

 

[Funkwerkz]

Walken is awesome.

This is Max Zorin! OMG! Bond will have a fucking hard mission.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Only in China, Thailand, Cambodia, Viet Nam...Okay so it probably takes place in a whole bunch of different places. Maybe Turkey, too for that guy above me.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Words fail

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I wnodre fi yuo pepole wloud unnerstad tihs if I tpyed tihs way.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Paris Hilton take note.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

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[Ace Boobtoucher]

Kissin' the beaver. All right. Giggity.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I was thinking of "Common Sense," by Thomas Payne just the other day.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Wrong basically on just that one level.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Nazi dolphins. That's it...we're screwed. Wait, those are Beluga whales. Pffff, what could they do?

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Ha ha. Take that, hippies.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I got busted booing somebody like that. My high school principal.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I looks like that episode of Family Guy when Peter wished he had no bones.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Oh that Michelle Rodriguez and her charm are at it again.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Inappropriate for all viewers.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I...I don't know what to say.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

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