Motherfucking tourists kill the Bahamas' famous swimming pigs by giving them alcohol

Tourists are bad when they over stay their visa.s. It is a shame, they probably did not realize it. Parrots should not get chocolate either.
Why throw pigs in ocean unless its a new sport.

Whiskey Pulled Pork

What you need:
1 pork butt roast, preferably the kind already wrapped up with twine. Otherwise, make sure you do this yourself or it will fall apart in the crockpot
1 c. whiskey.
1 can organic mandarin oranges (or 2 large oranges, sliced – I just used what I had)
1 tbsp tamari
1/4 c. Grade A maple syrup
1 c. water
1 onion, cut
2 garlic cloves, diced

If they could locate a parrot they could make a parrot stuffed in a pig. Its called a PULLED PIGGOT ROAST.
 

Harley Spencer

Official Checked Star Member
That is pretty awful. Poor little piggies :(

But to hate tourists? I mean... do you never, ever travel somewhere that isn't your home? I go places sometimes for vacation, making me a tourist, but I sure don't do stupid shit like that.

like those assholes who took selfies with that stranded baby dolphin on the beach until it died.

This seriously happened?! :weeping:

All these animal deaths and animal cruelty that I keep hearing about lately is just depressing.
 
That is pretty awful. Poor little piggies :(

But to hate tourists? I mean... do you never, ever travel somewhere that isn't your home? I go places sometimes for vacation, making me a tourist, but I sure don't do stupid shit like that.



This seriously happened?! :weeping:

All these animal deaths and animal cruelty that I keep hearing about lately is just depressing.

I have an oceanfront condo that I spend quite a bit of time at during the spring and summer months. The parking is underneath the building. I also live on a public beach access. My place is on the first floor of a 3 story 6 unit building. Tourists can't find a parking spot? No problem..just pull in behind my car and block me in! (I have to back out of my parking space).

This happened one morning..I walk out to my car and a car has me blocked in. I go to all the neighbors to make sure it is not someone visiting them that doesn't know which space is which.

Nope..so I walk out onto the beach..in a shirt and tie and finally this woman laying out says " am I parked in your space?" I just look at her and say "yes". And she walks up with me and gets in her car and moves it. Doesn't apologize or anything.

I have had 3 hammocks stolen, a gas grill.. a Northface jacket with 300 dollars cash in it ( that was my fault because I didn't lock the car door) by tourists that walk around and check if car doors are open.

Yeah. I fucking hate tourists.
 

DuanCulo

Moderator
Staff member
How about the fucking asswipes who feel the need to carve their initials in national monuments like tress or some fuckheads who did it at Zion National Park. Something that has been there for hundreds of years and now some fucker has to carve their initials or something like "KS <3 LC" or something like that. They get caught and then they start crying in court saying how they didn't means any harm and didn't think what they did was wrong.

One can NEVER go wrong UNDERestimating the (lack of) Intelligence of People. See the 2016 POTUS election for all the proof we need there
 
How about the fucking asswipes who feel the need to carve their initials in national monuments like tress or some fuckheads who did it at Zion National Park. Something that has been there for hundreds of years and now some fucker has to carve their initials or something like "KS <3 LC" or something like that. They get caught and then they start crying in court saying how they didn't means any harm and didn't think what they did was wrong.

One can NEVER go wrong UNDERestimating the (lack of) Intelligence of People. See the 2016 POTUS election for all the proof we need there

Are you French too?
 
This seriously happened?! :weeping:

All these animal deaths and animal cruelty that I keep hearing about lately is just depressing.

unfortunately, yes.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...it-around-for-selfies/?utm_term=.fa4b51a9ac6d

maybe it didn't include tourists, just locals and the dolphin wasn't beached, but worse, plucked from the water. I could've swore there was another incident similar though. It wouldn't surprise me. And depressing doesn't nearly cover it, more like f'n infuriating.
 

Supafly

Retired Mod
Bronze Member
I have been saying this for some time:

ALCOHOL IS THE DEVIL

:2offtopic
 
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