Most unusual thing you masturbated to....or with

[ckjedi66]

The thread on jerking off to TV news anchors made me think of this. What is the most unusual thing you ever masturbated to , like a song or a TV show or whatever, and whats the weirdest thing you ever used to masturbate with?

I guess I'd have to say that when i was a young lad, Charlie's Angels gave me wood and i rubbed a bit to that show, especially Cheryl Ladd :thumbsup:
I can't recall using anything other than my hand to masturbate with though.

 

[squallumz]

hmm.. ive had a girl lube me in whipped cream and chocolate syrup once. i lost my taste for both for awhile.

ive done it with and on my ex's underwear. yes dave, it was heather! afterall she gave them to me for that.

i cant really think of anything that crazy, but there gotta be something..

 

[Kingfisher]

Mannaquin in the attic storage of a Big 5 I worked at when I was a teenager.
That was one hot peice of plastic. :thumbsup:

 

[Tonepiece]

As weird as it sounds....my girlfreind has theses really really sexy open toe high heels and I fucked them,yes I put my dick in the part where her toes would be sticking out,I know its weird but hey,theres weirder out there.......I hope

 

[Iamforever]

shampoo while i was taking a shower.

 

[member006]

As weird as it sounds....my girlfreind has theses really really sexy open toe high heels and I fucked them,yes I put my dick in the part where her toes would be sticking out,I know its weird but hey,theres weirder out there.......I hope

Doesn't sound that weird, there is even a fetish for this I think. I love shoes. lol

I like this thread.

LL

 

[Tonepiece]

Ladylove id love to fuck your shoes ....maybe you can be my shoe fetish friend

 

[sputnikgirl]

I have a decent-sized list of odd things I've masturbated with, but I'll abreviate it, for everyone's sake:
cucumber
zuchinni
a piece of plastic fruit (it was a banana, although strangely enough I never masturbated with a real banana)
handle of a tennis racket
handle of a badminton racket
the heel of a high-heeled shoe (it was a brand new shoe)
curling iron (it wasn't on, obviously)
There's more, but like I said, I won't go into it.

As far as masturbated to, I don't have any really weird ones:
my neighbors having sex
one of my roommates, when I lived in the dorms
the girl that lived in the next room over, again when I lived in the dorms

 

[cabey]

You rock!!!!! SputnikGirl

 

[HeartBroker]

Ok, first you get a tube of KY and a cuisinart...

 

[sputnikgirl]

You rock!!!!! SputnikGirl

Lol. Thanks Cabey! Nice to see you around.

 

[ZoWhat]

I was visiting my grandmother when I was 13.

I was bored with my dad and Grandmothers conversation so I went to the bathroom to pop one off.

I noticed a fresh jar of vaseline on the vanity. Hmmmm.... I thought this might be interesting. Thinking about it got me an instant boner.

I took off the top and plugged in. MMMmmm that felt good.
The first couple of minutes were really nice. It felt like the real thing. Once the vaseline started getting warm it started to break down but I kept pumping away. After about 5 minutes, I climaxed inside the jar.

Not a good idea. Panicking on what to do with the tainted jar, I thought I would throw it out the window but the windows would only open up an inch. (stupid security guard). Then I thought that I would mix it in with the garbage, but there was no garbage.

Time was running out so I smoothed it around to make it look like it was still new but the vaseline was a dark brown color now. Thats what happens to vaseling when it gets hot. It didn't look very good. I put the lid back on the jar and placed it in the medicine cabinet. Next I had to clean up the vaseline mess. I had it on my pants, on my hands, on the toilet seat, on the floor. The problem with vaseline is its not easy to clean up.

As I was cleaning, my dad came and stared knocking on the door telling me to hurry up. I had been in the bathroom for about 45 minutes. Finally, I left and my grandmother asked me what I had been doing. I said , "nothing".

True story....

 

[contiGT]

There is a story in Swedish military service about a "jerk-off bun" You sit in a circle around a bun. You jerk off and cum over the bun. He who cums last eats the bun... I never actually met anyone who did it - but everyone who who was in "the service" heard about it.... Nasty....

 

[Undertaker]

There is a story in Swedish military service about a "jerk-off bun" You sit in a circle around a bun. You jerk off and cum over the bun. He who cums last eats the bun... I never actually met anyone who did it - but everyone who who was in "the service" heard about it.... Nasty....

"Runkbulle"

I find it fucking weird and disgusting but there are some sick bastards who does it,,

 

[contiGT]

I take it, Undertaker, that you are Swedish??

 

[squallumz]

I have a decent-sized list of odd things I've masturbated with, but I'll abreviate it, for everyone's sake:
cucumber
zuchinni
a piece of plastic fruit (it was a banana, although strangely enough I never masturbated with a real banana)
handle of a tennis racket
handle of a badminton racket
the heel of a high-heeled shoe (it was a brand new shoe)
curling iron (it wasn't on, obviously)
There's more, but like I said, I won't go into it.

As far as masturbated to, I don't have any really weird ones:
my neighbors having sex
one of my roommates, when I lived in the dorms
the girl that lived in the next room over, again when I lived in the dorms

i walked in on a girl sticking it to herself with a curling iron once. ill never forget it. i love your list!

Ok, first you get a tube of KY and a cuisinart...

and this.. genius!

 

[audra fan]

-I jerked off one time with canola oil. Now that was interesting.
-in terms of wierd shit that I've jerked off too...Saved by the bell? anyone?

 

[cabey]

I'm waiting for Fox's post, should be entertaining




Oh SputnikGirl, Great to see you too

 

[blindswordsman]

There is a story in Swedish military service about a "jerk-off bun" You sit in a circle around a bun. You jerk off and cum over the bun. He who cums last eats the bun... I never actually met anyone who did it - but everyone who who was in "the service" heard about it.... Nasty....

"Runkbulle"

I find it fucking weird and disgusting but there are some sick bastards who does it,,

I could be wrong but I believe thats how the band "Limp Bizkit" came up with there name.

As for the weirdest things ive used to masturbate/masturbate to... its all a matter of opinion and if something gets me off I dont find it weird.

 

[squallumz]

I could be wrong but I believe thats how the band "Limp Bizkit" came up with there name.

nah, i think they got their name by looking at some dog shit or something cause those idiots suck.