Namreg
Banned
which celebrity/athlete/untalented reality TV wannabe-star has the most ridiculous name of all?
i'm gonna start the list, and you guys just add more:
jamarcus russell. wtf is a jamarcus? yes, marcus? the opposite of neinmarcus?
eldrick tont woods. yes, the poor bastard that refers to himself as tiger is really named eldrick. no wonder he had to overcompensate with his nickname, among other things.
la toya yvonne jackson. the toy? the toyota?
lebron james. another wtf name. it's as if they were trying to give him a french-sounding name ("le"), but since they actually didn't know any french, they fucked it up ("bron"). so now the guy has half a pussy french name, and the other half is just some made up shit.
gaylord silly. yes, he really exists. he's a marathon runner from the seychelles, and one can only assume he took up the sport to amass enough money to pay for a name change. he sucks pretty hard as a runner though, so it looks like he's gonna be stuck with it for a while. how much must his parents have hated him to name him gaylord?! :dunno:
i'm gonna start the list, and you guys just add more:
jamarcus russell. wtf is a jamarcus? yes, marcus? the opposite of neinmarcus?
eldrick tont woods. yes, the poor bastard that refers to himself as tiger is really named eldrick. no wonder he had to overcompensate with his nickname, among other things.
la toya yvonne jackson. the toy? the toyota?
lebron james. another wtf name. it's as if they were trying to give him a french-sounding name ("le"), but since they actually didn't know any french, they fucked it up ("bron"). so now the guy has half a pussy french name, and the other half is just some made up shit.
gaylord silly. yes, he really exists. he's a marathon runner from the seychelles, and one can only assume he took up the sport to amass enough money to pay for a name change. he sucks pretty hard as a runner though, so it looks like he's gonna be stuck with it for a while. how much must his parents have hated him to name him gaylord?! :dunno:
