most ridiculous first names
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Actually I don't see anything wrong with some of the names posted, some of them might have special meaning or are from other countries. Not everyone has to be named John, Mary, Jane, Tom, Erica, Michael etc..... Now names like Moxie CrimeFighter are obviously ridiculous.
Big Poppa Pump
- My Name Is My Name -
I had a classmate in some college class or another who was named Vomitra.
I had a friend in high school who had a neighbor named Latrine.
There was a woman that I tutored in college whose name was Chemise (for those of you whose French vocabulary is lacking, that means shirt).
My dumb ass aunt wanted to name her kid something that couldn't be translated to Spanish (Don't ask. She's an idiot), so the nurse that delivered the kid mockingly suggested naming the kid Asian. Guess what she called her youngest kid.
Some people just shouldn't be allowed to name their kids.
I had a friend in high school who had a neighbor named Latrine.
There was a woman that I tutored in college whose name was Chemise (for those of you whose French vocabulary is lacking, that means shirt).
My dumb ass aunt wanted to name her kid something that couldn't be translated to Spanish (Don't ask. She's an idiot), so the nurse that delivered the kid mockingly suggested naming the kid Asian. Guess what she called her youngest kid.
Some people just shouldn't be allowed to name their kids.
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Qué?oui oui, je sais. je m'excuse pour avoir insulte les pussies francaises... mais je vis malheureusement au quebec, ou les idiots qui ne disent que 'tabarnak mon estie de crisse' sont partout et me tapent sur les nerfs. merde.
vive la france.
Jagger69
Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
Plaxico (as in Plaxico Burress, disgraced former football wideout for Steelers and Giants).
The Rams also used to have a DB whose name was Jeremetrius Butler. That's pretty bad.
I also read an article about some dude who got arrested for assault or something and his name was Eltoro Perez.
The Rams also used to have a DB whose name was Jeremetrius Butler. That's pretty bad.
I also read an article about some dude who got arrested for assault or something and his name was Eltoro Perez.
Jeremetrius? Sounds like a Greek disease.
I went to school with a kid named Bwajilio. For a while I thought his family might have been African or picked an African name, but it turned out that his parents just made it up.
I also knew a girl named Chernitzia and a kid named La'Otis.
As ridiculous as those names are, it beats naming your kid Chad, Brad or Skyler.
Anyhoo, here's an interesting excerpt from Freakonomics that's sure to raise so heat: http://freakonomicsbook.com/freakonomics/chapter-excerpts/chapter-6/
The king of Belgium has for me, the most ridiculous first name i've ever heard.
Baudoin of Belgium
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baudouin_of_Belgium
Baudoin of Belgium
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baudouin_of_Belgium
Scarlett.
Ok it does not seam that dumb until I tell the story………
There used to be a State Senator from Columbus who served for several decades. His name was Ted Gray. Being from Columbus he decided to name his daughter Scarlett Ann Gray.
Ok it does not seam that dumb until I tell the story………
There used to be a State Senator from Columbus who served for several decades. His name was Ted Gray. Being from Columbus he decided to name his daughter Scarlett Ann Gray.
Okay, I just met some people who have a son named Pilate.
That's right. Pilate. As in Pontius.
That's right. Pilate. As in Pontius.
Good, names like this should be reclaimed from some negative 'historical' association.
Yeah, I heard that story too: his dad left him and his mother, leaving only a guitar and an empty bottle of booze behind. Many years later they apparently reconsiled after having a huge bar fight.
The guy's been telling everyone ever since that if he ever had a son, he thought about naming him Bill or George, anything but Sue. He still hates that name.
meesterperfect
Hiliary 2020
when people name their kids after states, cities or english last names.
dakota, camden, kennedy, madison, ect.
carlin did a bit something like : whats with all these new names?
todd, jordan , tyler?
whatever happened to tony, phil, and eddie?
I'll bet you any amount off money tony phil and eddie will kick todd jordans and tylers ass everytime.
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dakota, camden, kennedy, madison, ect.
carlin did a bit something like : whats with all these new names?
todd, jordan , tyler?
whatever happened to tony, phil, and eddie?
I'll bet you any amount off money tony phil and eddie will kick todd jordans and tylers ass everytime.
Found it!