Most disgusting/pathetic male pornstar?

http://www.theminion.com/tour/?nats=MTc3MDg6MjoxMg,0,0,0,0

Ugh, take a look at this disgusting piece of shit. Mother Nature really "fucked" this guy; he looks like he was beaten with the ugly stick and then some. Girls must be REALLY hard pressed for work to take a job with him. He can barely even get it up, even though there is no doubt this is the only way someone as ugly and gross as him can get laid.

What do you guys think?
 
He kind of looks like me with short hair. Hell, if that guy can do porn, maybe there's a career path change in my future! :nanner:
 
He kind of looks like me with short hair. Hell, if that guy can do porn, maybe there's a career path change in my future! :nanner:

Well, could you at least get rid of some of the body hair, maybe drop a few pounds, put SOME effort into your appearance? After all, you would be appearing naked on camera. I sure as hell would try to look my best.

In any case, hopefully you don't have as small, barely functional dick as this creep has. Ugh!
 

Alyssa Rose

Official Checked Star Member
Well, could you at least get rid of some of the body hair, maybe drop a few pounds, put SOME effort into your appearance? After all, you would be appearing naked on camera. I sure as hell would try to look my best.

In any case, hopefully you don't have as small, barely functional dick as this creep has. Ugh!

Sounds like somebody's got some self esteem issues eh? I mean why else would you be bashing this guy purely on his looks? Who care what he looks like? He could be the nicest guy but obviously that wouldn't matter to someone as superficial as you.
 

24788

☼LEGIT☼
If that guy can get laid! omfg I can get laid. There is hope. I must inform the women in my basement.

Sounds like somebody's got some self esteem issues eh? I mean why else would you be bashing this guy purely on his looks? Who care what he looks like? He could be the nicest guy but obviously that wouldn't matter to someone as superficial as you.

Pfft, speak for yourself... You called me a crime against humanity.
 
I would be the ugliest! if... I were even a pornstar lol, in which case I just might also be the third most pathetic. The worst I'd say is that salt and pepper haired guy that does all the hbo shit? I can't think of his name but he pisses me off everytime I see him, any hits? he's got two arm band tattoos
 

jod0565

Member, you member...
This proves that for the girls doing scenes with him - it's all about the money.
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
I thought that was the guy from that tv show Man Vs. Food for a second there, how ironic.
 

georges

Moderator
Staff member
that guy is a stinky fat pig with lot of complexes.
 
Is he any better or worse than Ron Jeremy? :dunno:
It makes me wonder who or why someone would actually become a member of that site? It certainly isn't to see great sex....:eek:
 
Who gives a damn what this guy looks like? Nothing personal, but what the guy looks like is of little importance to me. As long as it looks like the female actress is enjoying herself, I couldn't really care less about anything else happening or being present in a scene.
 

Elektra Knight

Official Checked Star Member
I can't believe the girls would do a scene with this guy! I'm sure theres better scenes with hotter guys and for better money. My point isn't that he isn't very attractive, but he's such a disguting person from what I saw on the website. That's a major turn-off. :2 cents:
 
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