Most annoying word (or phrase)

When people say or write, "could of" instead of "could have."

Or "would of" instead of "would have".

Also, "you know", as in every athlete says it during an interview, you know?

Or "I'd like to thank God/Jesus/whomever for........"
 
Also, "you know", as in every athlete says it during an interview, you know?

Repped!! I'd actually forgotten about that one.

Its a big favourite with footballers in the UK

"Yea it waz a gud game ya know, I fink we deserved the win ya know".

No, I don't fucking know. That's why I'm waiting for you to tell me, you fucking twat!!
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
"No offense"
You Might as well say "I'm gonna call you a fuckwit now, but I don't wanna fight about it, so - you're a fuckwit.
 

TheOrangeCat

AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
Kool Aid drinker- used to denote sheep-like tendencies in the masses. Mostly used by people who, if they knew any history, would know that drinking the Kool aid ended any mass observance. In fact, many that day chose not to drink it, so drinking the poison ade was, in fact, a singularly individual choice
 
it's annoying when someone say "honestly", or "to tell you the truth" all the time before they have something to say. To me, that means bullshit half the time...
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Change.

Kool Aid drinker- used to denote sheep-like tendencies in the masses. Mostly used by people who, if they knew any history, would know that drinking the Kool aid ended any mass observance. In fact, many that day chose not to drink it, so drinking the poison ade was, in fact, a singularly individual choice

Or the fact that they didn't really drink Kool-Aid to begin with. It was Flavor Aid. Because if you're going to lace a drink with cyanide anyway, who gives a fuck about flavor or splurging for a name brand?
 

Spleen

Banned?
"What happened to global warming?" Whenever someone is complaining about cold weather...
 
When people say something and follow it with "literally," even when they don't fucking mean literally.

"John was out hunting and he was so glad to get home. It was so cold, he froze to death, literally!"

Oh, I'm so sorry for your loss.

"What?"

John, when did he die?

"Oh, he's fine, it was just cold enough to freeze to death."

But you said he froze to death literally.

"Oh, I was just emphasizing how cold it was. He's fine."

*shoots her in the throat*
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Kool Aid drinker- used to denote sheep-like tendencies in the masses. Mostly used by people who, if they knew any history, would know that drinking the Kool aid ended any mass observance. In fact, many that day chose not to drink it, so drinking the poison ade was, in fact, a singularly individual choice
No offence, but...
 
Here, when someone calls a woman it, usually in the ID section. I've done it myself too accidentally at times. Not that big of a deal and in many cases reasonable but it still annoys me usually.
 
"Irregardless" and it's not even a word.
 
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