Most annoying type of pornstar noise

[condor]

Moaners: can't think of anything hot to say so give off generic moans
Ham-actors: say shit like "gonna fuck me with that dick" in a porn scene
Gaspers: "ur-urr-ur-uh-ur" non-stop
Instructors: tell the guy what he's already going to do
Menstruaters: close their eyes and say nothing at all
Weak female: "i've been a bad.. girl"

 

[squallumz]

:dunno:

 

[blindedinchains]

Moaners I guess
I'd rather the girl be silent than go overboard on the moans.

 

[STDiva]

I hate the "fuck me!!fuck me with that big cock. Fuck that tight pussy with your monster dick"

A girl said something similar to that to me in real life and I laughed in her face.

 

[squallumz]

but.. "Menstruaters?"

really??

 

[busaguy79]

I guess the Ham acting, it worked back in the 70's and early 80's when they were trying to move porn movies but in todays world where true porn movies are few and far between it is sometime just a tad off setting when porn stars try to act in a 15, 20 min vid lol

 

[GodsEmbryo]

All of 'em actually.

 

[mrtrebus]

http://www.thatsphucked.com/post/2008/08/Loudest-Orgasm-Ever.aspx

 

[JacknCoke]

I choose instructors but I think ham actors is probably closer to what I was thinking of. I love the ones that say "fuck that little asshole" or "fuck that tight pussy" which seems kind of funny to me. It may be a bit of a stereotype but it seems as though most porn stars don't look particularly tight in any hole they have?

 

[LukeEl]

Chandler Steele had the most irritating screech orgasm sounds ever...seriously man nothing conjured up from the 9th circle of Hell could sound so e-vile!

 

[zell]

I hate the "fuck me!!fuck me with that big cock. Fuck that tight pussy with your monster dick"

A girl said something similar to that to me in real life and I laughed in her face.

The girl in squallum's sig is the queen for doing that.

 

[GibbsGrad2002]

Menstruaters

 

[HELLRAISER]

It annoys the hell out of me when pornstars fake their moaning and groaning

 

[RichardNailder]

Moaners: can't think of anything hot to say so give off generic moans
Ham-actors: say shit like "gonna fuck me with that dick" in a porn scene
Gaspers: "ur-urr-ur-uh-ur" non-stop
Instructors: tell the guy what he's already going to do
Menstruaters: close their eyes and say nothing at all
Weak female: "i've been a bad.. girl"

It was a tossup between Instructors and Ham-Actors - actually - I can handle any of them if it's real, real moaners, gaspers, quiet girls and subs all have their place.

 

[KimoraKlein]

I've been told that I'm weirdly quiet behind closed doors. So I just moan every once in a while on camera so that I don't look like I'm not enjoying it lol. But there are some girls that go wayyyy overboard with the dirty talk to the point that they're basically narrating the scene.

"Yeah I like that dick going in and out of my pussy"
"Fuck me in the ass, just like that."
"I love your cum on my tits."

YES. WE KNOW. THIS IS NOT PR0N FOR THE BLIND.

 

[Trident1]

How about:

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!" followed by money shot.

 

[Kingfisher]

Gagging sound. I actually stop gals when they do that. It makes me feel uncomfortable.

 

[Mr99]

Gagging sound. I actually stop gals when they do that. It makes me feel uncomfortable.

Interesting.
I find this noise the most erotic. Just my opinion!
For me the worst noise is any kind of complaining. Hearing complaining is fucking annoying.

 

[RichardNailder]

Gagging sound. I actually stop gals when they do that. It makes me feel uncomfortable.

I agree - fake or real - girls that sound like my cat puking up it's gut are a huge turnoff.

 

[RichardNailder]

I've been told that I'm weirdly quiet behind closed doors.

I love quite women - there are so many more sensual ways to express pleasure - the tightening grip of a hand on your arm, the awareness of your lover's muscles contracting and relaxing, the changes in your lover's breath, the fluttering of your lover's eyelid, the curling of your her toes.....

I could go on for hours........

I remember secretly making love to a girlfriend in my parent's tent while on a church outing - my parents sleeping just feet away from us. We didn't make so much as a peep but we were both totally aware of the other's enjoyment - it was the most exciting sex I thing I've ever had.