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[TallCowboy]

slow tractor oh wait thats me


Houston drivers or Dallas Driver

 

[drdeath67]

Both! (they're all crazy)

Texas heat or freezing rain?

 

[TallCowboy]

freezing rain(cant drive in that ****)


Aggies or Longhorns

 

[drdeath67]

Aggies

War in Iraq or hearing about Mel Gibson OVER AND OVER!?!?!

 

[dave_rhino]

mel gibson

getting shot or hearing about how **** president Bush is OVER AND OVER?!

 

[drdeath67]

hearing about how **** president Bush is OVER AND OVER

Being hit by a car or listening to Celine Dion sing?

 

[panther]

Being hit by a car. Never listened to Celine Dion.

Figs or Pigs

 

[dave_rhino]

erm... figs i guess

AIDS or cancer

 

[drdeath67]

both! (lost friends to both of them)

car breaking down or breaking up with your mate?

 

[jod0565]

Car breaking down - I need it more!

Lazy people or Kiss asses?

 

[drdeath67]

Kiss asses

Cable going out during your favorite show or a special message from the President interrupting your favorite show?

 

[jod0565]

Cable going out - like Bushisms. lol

Termites or flies?

 

[drdeath67]

flies

People that pull infront of you and steal your parking place or someone who is the slowest person in the world at writing a check is in front of you at the check out counter?

 

[D-rock]

Slow check writer

Stubbing your toe with no shoes on or getting your hand slammed in the door?

 

[drdeath67]

getting your hand slammed in the door (my hands are my life!)

Getting lost in the city or being left out of something by your friends?

 

[jod0565]

Lost in the city.

Elevator farts or screaming **** at a store?

 

[D-rock]

Screaming **** at the store. I think that is how disgruntled moms punish the rest of us when they are in a bad mood.

Running out of money at the worst time, or having your computer crash and loosing all the work you put into it for the past year.

 

[drdeath67]

having your computer crash and loosing all the work you put into it for the past year.


losing your job because your boss hates you or not being able to marry the girl of your dreams because you lost your job?

 

[jod0565]

Both and I feel your pain, Doc.

Sticky weather or hot as Hell weather?

 

[drdeath67]

Both as well! I **** summer!

a paper cut or getting a big splinter?