Montreal: Club announces ban on "fat girls"

[Supafly]

Whooooaaaahh

An invitation for an event at Muzique, a happening nightclub in Montreal, was recently advertised on Facebook with the message: "NO FAT GIRLS ALLOWED!!!!!!!!!!" The club's management claims that the message was posted as a joke. Indeed, The Montreal Gazette reports that the message was "followed by the emoticon of a winking smiley face." You see, banning fat girls is offensive, but banning fat girls with a wink and a smile? Hilarious.

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Balls of Steel - Or Fishing for Drama?

Any way, this makes for awesome advertising :bowdown:

 

[BlueBalls]

Good! Fat people, especially fat women shouldn't have rights. In fact, they shouldn't be allowed to leave the house.

Sort it out ladies!

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

I was hoping this was for Canadiens games. If I get in line now, without all the fat chicks I might be able to get a ticket in fifty years.

 

[LukeEl]

I have never seen a fat girl in Montreal to be honest with you.

 

[Vlad The Impaler]

You'd think they'd be using them as pinatas in their annual post season riots.

 

[Straight Shooter]

Good! Fat people, especially fat women shouldn't have rights. In fact, they shouldn't be allowed to leave the house.

Sort it out ladies!

Couldn't agree more. I was at a club last week and you see the fat girls standing by the wall looking out at the dancefloor and hoping that a guy asks them to dance.:1orglaugh

 

[jod0565]

Fat girls want rooster too, you know.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Fat girls want rooster too, you know.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

First beautifulpeople.com is kicking out fat people.

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=367659

Now this!?

I never thought I'd see the glorious day that my dreams of a fat free world would exist! Now finally the earth can rotate a little bit faster and get back to normal once we get those fat people off of it. What else do you think causes the melting ice and sunshine to shine so much in the same place on this planet? Fat people! They are slowing the earth down!!!

I am glad BeautifulPeople and Montreal are noticing the solution and doing something about it without bringing up global warming, climate change, or whatever it is called nowadays. They are making it as if it is feeding the ego of us beautiful thin people into a better world! We are simply complying!

With this club getting rid of them and BeautifulPeople... I bet the earth has already seen a slow but sure change in rotation.

 

[Loner]

I'm from Montreal and I'm shame.

 

[YumiYumi_1988]

Good times.

 

[bustybbwlover]

lets burn this motherfucker down also apparently people just can't joke anymore these days

 

[vodkazvictim]

Good! Fat people, especially fat women shouldn't have rights. In fact, they shouldn't be allowed to leave the house.

Sort it out ladies!

But if they can't leave the house how will they get thin?

 

[Neutron66]

I wanna' go to the club where the fat girls who're banned from that place go to.

Some guaranteed big-titty action!!!

 

[BlueBalls]

But if they can't leave the house how will they get thin?

That's none of our concern. :nono:

 

[LukeEl]

lets burn this motherfucker down also apparently people just can't joke anymore these days

I would that if the Montreal Canadians hockey team wins their first regular season game the fans will burn it down for you.