Monkeys as security guards?

[Straight Shooter]

India is employing trained langur monkeys to patrol the grounds of the Commonwealth Games and to scare away any stray primates from bothering the humans.
http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/bl...key-security-*****-for-Commonw?urn=oly-273374

 

[tunsty]

And so it begins..




"You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"

 

[GregCentauro]

Monkeys are definitely a better idea than a football with a hat

 

[Skyraider22]

They went there

 

[rickywong]

Chimpanzee that! Monkey News ya fu....

Alrite. So there's these litle moonkey fellers, right, and what they've doone, they've given them a litle 'at and a badge, and they see people causing trooble, an' they say "righto, 'op it you fellers"...... but the problem is now they've started checkin ID's, and soome of them athletes are ********, y'know... so thing are gettin' a bit 'airy...

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/02/07/300_karlpilk07.jpg

 

[BlueBalls]

Step out of line and well, just ask Charla Nash what happens.