Monday Night Football - The Prudes

[Peter Gazinya]

They say America was founded by all the prudes trying to escape the immoral debaucherous lifestyle of all the "crude" Europeans. All you crudes be happy you live where the sight of a woman's back does not cause national alarm. One look at this Premium Link Upgrade is all the proof you need to see that my/our pathetic country is full of misguided iron fist wannabes with completely wacked out priorities. It's disgusting that it even needed a committee to decide if it was "indecent". This fuckin' place....