Good morning everybody.
Its 6 am and I was so excited to see my place on the FreeOnes competition I jumped out of bed, threw the covers back over Lucy who is still sleeping. (too much Lagavulin)
Put my FreeOnes pants/shorts then tiny T shirt on. Ran down stairs. Put the FreeOnes kettle on to boil. Poured myself a cup of "English Breakfast Tea" into my FreeOnes cup. Got my Mac Book out, the one with the FreeOnes stickers on the lid.
Opened it up to see my Babe Ranking on FreeOnes. "Shit still falling", I said out loud. Never mind, now I am part of the newly formed Mob they will have had some influence in my ranking in the FreeOnes, Miss FreeOnes competition.
So I quickly looked on the chart to see my position on the FreeOnes Miss FreeOnes to see my standing.
Can you believe it I am still last in the miss FreeOnes contest.
Kisses Miss L
Ps
Please divert my vote Nikki Nova, Mariah Milano or LisaSparxxx
What a load of pisch,
Dear FreeOnes is this because I stole my evil twins vibrator that she bought on her 18th birthday?