BananaPalmer

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Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers

Well said, Swasy, but you forgot, Torre, the prodigal son. He got so jiggered with Milena's cunnetshyness that he went to live on a kibbutz.
Oglero :eek:
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BananaPalmer

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Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers

Ooh, I almost forgot, I've hidden four pictures in the above post, no points for the first person to find them.
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Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers

Drag Queen?!
I don't even think you know what that means, if you're calling ME one.
A drag queen is someone who dresses in the other sex. Quite frankly, I had no idea you knew what went on in my bedroom. But the point is, you don't know me, and I choose to be open with sex, as well as sexuality. I'm a woman who fell in love with Milena, married a generic version of her, and I complain and share with my bretheren here on this forum. You should watch what you hold out, or your hand might get bitten.
Sorry, blokes. The guy insulted me.
 

BananaPalmer

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On behalf of Seamus and myself, Milko - for, I, too, assumed you were a draggo - please accept our apologies. After that rant I have zeross doubt that you're a woman. So, any chance of us seeing some pictures of your wife's underbits? Hmm?
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Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers

On behalf of Seamus and myself, Milko - for, I, too, assumed you were a draggo - please accept our apologies. After that rant I have zeross doubt that you're a woman. So, any chance of us seeing some pictures of your wife's underbits? Hmm?
Oglero :eek:

Dear BP,

It is YOU who needs to apologise to ME! I never once accused Milkman of being a drag Queen as I already new she was a LADY!

I hate getting blamed in the wrong, so I am going to snitch on the true culprit............ it was "swasy" whoever He/She is :mad: :fight:
 

BananaPalmer

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Dear BP,

It is YOU who needs to apologise to ME! I never once accused Milkman of being a drag Queen as I already new she was a LADY!

I hate getting blamed in the wrong, so I am going to snitch on the true culprit............ it was "swasy" whoever He/She is :mad: :fight:
A million apologies, Seamus. I was thoroughly squiffed when I wrote that. Swasy/Seamus look very similar when you're on the squonk juice.
Oglero :eek:
 
Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers

A million apologies, Seamus. I was thoroughly squiffed when I wrote that. Swasy/Seamus look very similar when you're on the squonk juice.
Oglero :eek:

Dear BP,

Your apology is accepted but please do not put the blame on being Squiffed on "Squonk Juice"..... I have no idea whatsoever what that is, I even GOOGLED it without an answer.

Why can't you be normal like me and drink copious amounts of Vodka with "Fat" Coke and enough ice that would sink the "Titanic" if it had'nt already been sunk by that wee Iceberg!
 
Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers

Drag Queen?!
I don't even think you know what that means, if you're calling ME one.
A drag queen is someone who dresses in the other sex. Quite frankly, I had no idea you knew what went on in my bedroom. But the point is, you don't know me, and I choose to be open with sex, as well as sexuality. I'm a woman who fell in love with Milena, married a generic version of her, and I complain and share with my bretheren here on this forum. You should watch what you hold out, or your hand might get bitten.
Sorry, blokes. The guy insulted me.

Milk I believe that you may have taken my comment as an insult, and as I read it over again I can see how you can come about too that conclusion. What I was trying to imply is, that when first on the scene I thought you were a guy, then you made it clear that you are all woman and you just think like a dude. Which like a drag queen can be very confusing. Please accept my appoligies for a bad atemp at being poetic.
 
Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers

Why did I not know this woman before! :mad:
What a fantastic body...:boobies:
well, a new favourite for me - thanks a lot guys
I am gonna think about her now:nanner:
 
Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers

BP I too have longed to see the underbits of Milena, and with my technological inabilities, it's been an itch that I've been unable to scratch going on four years. I've become zen in this quest telling myself that Milena is something special, and that it is what is left to my imagation that makes her so appealling. Lets face it. If it were any other woman that was so stingy in the showing her underbits department, either in cyberspace or real life, I would've dumped her ass long ago. I leave those shot to the other whores in the world, and keep the images of Milena pure and Simple!
 
Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers

BP I too have longed to see the underbits of Milena, and with my technological inabilities, it's been an itch that I've been unable to scratch going on four years. I've become zen in this quest telling myself that Milena is something special, and that it is what is left to my imagation that makes her so appealling. Lets face it. If it were any other woman that was so stingy in the showing her underbits department, either in cyberspace or real life, I would've dumped her ass long ago. I leave those shot to the other whores in the world, and keep the images of Milena pure and Simple!
 

BananaPalmer

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Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers

Well, you can start by getting an avatar, Swasy. You ain't no kind of smutlinger if you don't have an avatar. Here, use one of my emergency Milena av's until you find your own:

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Oglero :eek:
 

BananaPalmer

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Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers

Looks like The Milkman's taken early retirement. Good. I'm glad. Girls with guy's names are not to be trusted. I learnt that lesson the hard way from my first wife, Wilbur.
Oglero :eek:
 
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