Midget wrestlers dead after hooker romp

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Best... thread title... ever.....

That was my point with the original post. If nothing else, it'll spark interest in the preposterous scenario. It kind of sounds like something from a Jon Watters movie.
 
odd...2 people die together at the same time...... no gunshot wounds????..this story to be continued...................................................................
 

The Paulinator

Spreading the seed
So it sounds like this wasn't over-the-counter Visine, huh?

Maybe it was...in a high enough dose not hard to do with someone who is small.

Visine contains Tetrahydrozoline. Poisoning symptoms are:
* Lungs: Difficulty breathing , No breathing
* Eyes and skin: Blurred vision, Blue lips and fingernails, Change in pupil size
* Heart: High blood pressure (at first), Low blood pressure (later), Rapid heartbeat
* Stomach and intestines: Nausea, Vomiting
* Nervous system Coma , Headache, Irritability
Nervousness Tremors, Seizures
* Other: Low body temperature

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I knew it was bad to drink it, I had no idea it could fuck your day up to that degree.
 
Maybe it was...in a high enough dose not hard to do with someone who is small.

Visine contains Tetrahydrozoline. Poisoning symptoms are:
* Lungs: Difficulty breathing , No breathing
* Eyes and skin: Blurred vision, Blue lips and fingernails, Change in pupil size
* Heart: High blood pressure (at first), Low blood pressure (later), Rapid heartbeat
* Stomach and intestines: Nausea, Vomiting
* Nervous system Coma , Headache, Irritability
Nervousness Tremors, Seizures
* Other: Low body temperature

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Also Snopes

I knew it was bad to drink it, I had no idea it could fuck your day up to that degree.

It's also one of the best pranks to play on someone. Put 2 drops of Visine in their drink, and watch them disappear. Just make sure you have a second toilet available. :D
 
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