SEPTEMBER 30--Meet Michele Allen. The Ohio woman, 32, was arrested Saturday night after she got liquored up and began chasing **** and blocking traffic in her Middletown neighborhood. Allen was wearing a cow costume at the time of her arrest, as can be seen in the below mug shots (one of which includes a clear shot of Allen's udder). A police report does not indicate why she was so dressed. Allen pleaded guilty yesterday to disorderly conduct and sentenced to a month in the local lockup. Mooo