There's so many to choose from...unfortunately.
But we can based on words that have come out of her mouth. On record. But I'll let Rey C weigh in on that. I know how much he loves Bachmann... :1orglaugh
), I invite Micky to join us down at Lake Norman over the July 4th holiday. She's on my Free Pass list - so my girl would be OK with it. Here's my pledge, Lil Miss Hoot Smalley, if you're able to walk or even stand up by noon July 5th, I'll "donate" my car to one of your make believe causes. I'll do my best to knock some of those cob webs out of your empty little head. Get over here and say something stupid. Turn me on! Oh baby!!! :drool2:
I've been overcome with feelings of doom, brief mortality and sadness since reading this news. I am inconsolable! I don't know if life is even worth living anymore! And although this will give her more time to spend weekends on the lake with me (making love... sweet love), it also means that the rest of the world will no longer be treated to her genius when she leaves the spotlight. Maybe Sarah P@lin will run for her seat. But Sarah is no Michele Bachmann. She can't fill them thar high heels.
No, her words seem idiotic because they are idiotic. There is a hell of a difference between being ultra-conservative and ultra stupid. My almost father-in-law was ultra-conservative. He was just shy of having to wear an armband, but he was very intelligent. This woman is a babbling child. So is Palin. I can claim to be a pigeon. But that doesn't mean I am a pigeon. And then I'd say people are making fun of me because I am a pigeon? Please. She is easily the most fact and knowledge challenged person serving in the House. Yes, there are other goofs in Congress in both parties. But none are on Michele's level - not even close. Did y'all know that the Great Depression was started by that thar Hoot-Smalley Bill that the Democrats (Mr. Hoot and Mr. Smalley were Dems, ya see) wrote and Franky Roosevelt (that commie socialist) then signed? That's right! Hoot-Smalley! Don't believe me (and Michele) then Google it for yourself. She also tried to build a correlation between the flu outbreak when Obama was first elected and the flu outbreak in the 70's. She claimed that it seemed odd that both happened when far let Dems got elected President. Only problem was, in the 70's, it happened under Ford. Course, maybe like them Hoot and Smalley fellers, ol' Jerry Ford was a Democrat. Wa-wahhh. She thought and then argued that John Quincy Adams was one of the Founding fathers... even though he was what, around 9 years old when the Constitution and Bill of Rights were signed. Wa-wahhh And what about her telling people not to fill out the census, cause Obama's secret police force would put them in detention camps if he knew where they lived? Wa-wahhh It's not just lefties and libs who make fun of my air-headed baby doll. Hell, even Chris Wallace of Fox News asked her if she was a flake. Anyone with an IQ above the wattage of a dim light bulb knows that she's a 'tard. It's just that I accept her for the imbecile that she is and I love her un-con-dish-anally! :eek:
This, my friends, is a sad, sad day for U.S. 'Muricans. :weeping: Bow your heads and look at your shoes as you mumble some words to mourn the political passing of my "girlfriend", the one... the only Michele Bachmann! :hatsoff:
P.S. Since we all know that Sweet Marcus don't know what to do with her little honey pot (he's more into going into a dark room and helping gay fellers "pray away the gay"
Come to daddy!
I've been overcome with feelings of doom, brief mortality and sadness since reading this news. I am inconsolable! I don't know if life is even worth living anymore! And although this will give her more time to spend weekends on the lake with me (making love... sweet love), it also means that the rest of the world will no longer be treated to her genius when she leaves the spotlight. Maybe Sarah P@lin will run for her seat. But Sarah is no Michele Bachmann. She can't fill them thar high heels.
No, her words seem idiotic because they are idiotic. There is a hell of a difference between being ultra-conservative and ultra stupid. My almost father-in-law was ultra-conservative. He was just shy of having to wear an armband, but he was very intelligent. This woman is a babbling child. So is Palin. I can claim to be a pigeon. But that doesn't mean I am a pigeon. And then I'd say people are making fun of me because I am a pigeon? Please. She is easily the most fact and knowledge challenged person serving in the House. Yes, there are other goofs in Congress in both parties. But none are on Michele's level - not even close. Did y'all know that the Great Depression was started by that thar Hoot-Smalley Bill that the Democrats (Mr. Hoot and Mr. Smalley were Dems, ya see) wrote and Franky Roosevelt (that commie socialist) then signed? That's right! Hoot-Smalley! Don't believe me (and Michele) then Google it for yourself. She also tried to build a correlation between the flu outbreak when Obama was first elected and the flu outbreak in the 70's. She claimed that it seemed odd that both happened when far let Dems got elected President. Only problem was, in the 70's, it happened under Ford. Course, maybe like them Hoot and Smalley fellers, ol' Jerry Ford was a Democrat. Wa-wahhh. She thought and then argued that John Quincy Adams was one of the Founding fathers... even though he was what, around 9 years old when the Constitution and Bill of Rights were signed. Wa-wahhh And what about her telling people not to fill out the census, cause Obama's secret police force would put them in detention camps if he knew where they lived? Wa-wahhh It's not just lefties and libs who make fun of my air-headed baby doll. Hell, even Chris Wallace of Fox News asked her if she was a flake. Anyone with an IQ above the wattage of a dim light bulb knows that she's a 'tard. It's just that I accept her for the imbecile that she is and I love her un-con-dish-anally! :eek:
This, my friends, is a sad, sad day for U.S. 'Muricans. :weeping: Bow your heads and look at your shoes as you mumble some words to mourn the political passing of my "girlfriend", the one... the only Michele Bachmann! :hatsoff:
P.S. Since we all know that Sweet Marcus don't know what to do with her little honey pot (he's more into going into a dark room and helping gay fellers "pray away the gay"
Come to daddy!
