Women are like.. aeroplanes.
get inside her several times a day and take her to heaven and back..
(thanks to captain Flashheart from Blackadder, for that one)
Women are like.. Classic cars.
At first, it's love at first sight.
You **** up each morning and can't can't wait to run your hands over the sleek curves and ride her all day.
You love to show her off and see the jealousy in other mens faces.
Then, after a while, the love diminishes, the condition of her deteriorates and it costs more and more to keep her going..
Finally you decide to get rid of her and get a younger model.
Men are like... rubik cubes.
At first it's a challenge..just when you think you've figured it out, it confuses you even more.
After a while you find that you're back where you started and just want rid of it.
Men are like... Bad debts.
You know that you can't easily get rid of them, they are always getting you down and no-one else will take them of your hands.
I'm sure there are better ones out there..
get inside her several times a day and take her to heaven and back..
(thanks to captain Flashheart from Blackadder, for that one)
Women are like.. Classic cars.
At first, it's love at first sight.
You **** up each morning and can't can't wait to run your hands over the sleek curves and ride her all day.
You love to show her off and see the jealousy in other mens faces.
Then, after a while, the love diminishes, the condition of her deteriorates and it costs more and more to keep her going..
Finally you decide to get rid of her and get a younger model.
Men are like... rubik cubes.
At first it's a challenge..just when you think you've figured it out, it confuses you even more.
After a while you find that you're back where you started and just want rid of it.
Men are like... Bad debts.
You know that you can't easily get rid of them, they are always getting you down and no-one else will take them of your hands.
I'm sure there are better ones out there..
