Men and women who do not watch porn (parody)

BCT

Pucker Up Butter Cup.
This thread is a parody. That hot asian chick makes me pitch a tent, like a circus with clowns and stuff. And porn is like a circus. And people who don't watch porn just go in and out of the vagina and that's it. See? PARODY.

So your erection is funny like a clown?
 

VeronicaVice

Official Checked Star Member
Well to each their own right?
You never know, they might just prefer having sex to watching sex so much that they just cant watch porn at all!
 
You ever watch porn with your girlfriend for the first time and you turn to look at her and she's all "No, we're NOT doing THAT."

You ever get really drunk and have sex with your gilfriend and she's like "Oww, that's my butt." And you're like "yeah, and?"

You ever get drunk and post in a porn forum?
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
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