People like Dan are few and far between. Big difference between someone like him, and these Wall Street bankers that are bitching about having to wash their own dishes. Puts humanity into perspective. Thanks Dirk.
Before this warmed my heart I didn't know I had a heart.
By which I mean lets have a colective laugh at a crying girl trying to smooth her spunk-stung eye
I understand your sentiment, but I can't help but laugh when I read that and then look a little bit to the left and see a topless woman covering her nipples with giant lollipops.