Medical Testing?

[justahornydude]

Having been laid off for about 3 months and have gone through savings and such, someone told me about these medical testing places that pay to use you as a lab rat, anyone have any idea or experiences dealing with it?

 

[squallumz]

heard of it. wouldnt do it. i know you can totally sell your skeleton and organs and shit for when you're dead.

 

[tartanterrier]

I've heard of it but i would only ever consider it if I was dying

 

[BlueBalls]

Yeah, I had my brain replaced with a baboons, seemed to work fine.

I also had my testicles hooked up to electrodes, dipped in acid and injected with some sort of radioactive material. Not sure what experiment that was for, but they paid so im happy.

What else . . .

I was also given this special drink, all my hair fell out and I dont have any teeth left. Dont worry I'm told its not a side effect of the drink, just that I need to change my lifestyle. I think the drink'll be out later this year.

And remember all of my bodily fluids were drained to make it so I think you should feel quite honored to sample it. :hatsoff:

 

[Baill Inneraora]

I also had my testicles hooked up to electrodes, dipped in acid and injected with some sort of radioactive material.

Blue: what you do in the privacy of your own home to get yourself off is none of our business