Me and the married woman

[IM Horny]

Back when I had time for the telepersonals, a married woman named Gail (described as tall with "large breasts") asked guys to "tell me what you'd do to me if you were here."

I didn't reply! I should have said "Hi, Baby, remember me? I have one hand on the telephone, and my other hand is . . . oh, never mind. Remember that nite? I was standing behind you in your shower and feeling your great tits, and my hard-on against your ass showed how much I loved your tits! I moved in front of you and licked your nipples a bit, then back behind. I couldn't wait for you to want to get out of there and to the bed. I wished I had the self-control to fuck you doggie-style with my hands on those great tits again, but your tits had whipped me into such a frenzy that all I could do was thrust into you ever so hard, missionary-style, hoping I wouldn't come too soon. Can I try again sometime, Baby? Now, if you'll excuse me, my right hand and I have go get some exercise together."

 

[juballs]

ummm.... this is way over my head so i will ask...



what is the point of this thread?

 

[Anonymous2]

I didn't reply! I should have said ...

Too bad you didn't. Maybe she and you would have had a great time together - would have saved us from another nonsense thread, too.

 

[iputinwork]

interestingly enuf...ban is (or was, not sure if it's still on the market) a brand of deodorant here in the states...anyone notice the correlation?

 

[om3ga]

(looks at thread to review contents of first post.....)

 

[member2686]

You mean like THIS?

him!

:nanner:

interestingly enuf...ban is (or was, not sure if it's still on the market) a brand of deodorant here in the states...anyone notice the correlation?

 

[spiceworld]

Again, another crappy thread...

 

[IM Horny]

What is the point of this thread? I don't know, what is the point of sex? There is none!

There sure are some rude people on here. I'm no shrink, but could it be that you're looking to establish someone as a bigger loser than yourself?

I didn't realize it was such trouble to look at a thread that you would eventually find pointless. What were you expecting from "me and the married woman"? Directions to the Holy Grail? The ultimate advice on success and prosperity?

Next time you place a thread, ask yourself how constructive it is.

 

[QuestionMark]

What is the point of this thread? I don't know, what is the point of sex? There is none!

are you implying that sex is pointless???

if you are, then i must laugh
:rofl:
hahah

 

[hedonis]

Hey, IM....

JW

 

[IM Horny]

SpiceWorld, didn't you say my thread "What do Do at an Orgy" is silly? Look over there, no one seems to agree with you. Are you appointing yourself arbiter of what goes on this board? Please! Opinions are like rear ends, everybody has one. And the world is full of people who are "right" even when 90% disagree with them. We don't need another of those.

And you, Bosnia, I would think you would know, living over there, that there are things more important than sex.

As I said, there are some mean people here. Is that because you're forever being abused somewhere, and abusing someone else is your only pain relief? I read "Penthouse Forum" now and then, and 95% of the sex stories don't interest me, but I don't write in to say there were crappy or pointless.

Is there some fine print here somewhere telling us what not to write?

Sometimes, criticism says more about the critic than about the object of the critique. I can't believe a happy, positive person places posts like the above. So feel free to return to your misery.

 

[SeraphiM]

Opinions are like rear ends, everybody has one. And the world is full of people who are "right" even when 90% disagree with them. We don't need another of those.

Dear Mr. IM Horny,
Most people do not choose to set themselves up for failure. Therefore do not have to deal with harsh criticism. If you had spent any time on the board you would have learned that the author of a thread that does not make any sense or to be truth full uninteresting (as this thread is) will be quickly and unequivocally reminded of that fact. If you are not willing to take a couple of bruises along the way, then this forum may not be the best outlet for you to express yourself :2 cents:

 

[QuestionMark]

And you, Bosnia, I would think you would know, living over there, that there are things more important than sex.

aha but you said pointless not important... you see living here and seeing what i've seen i realised ....that as much as wars and politics seem imporatant they are in essence pointless...
sex on the other hand...has rather clear point... to procreate the species so its importance surpasses any other thing... except the importance of food,air and water


sex is far from being pointless... or unimportant...

EDIT: oh yeah sex has another purpose...to bring joy to women and men around the world...

 

[Peter Gazinya]