McDonald's Secret Menu

The fact that McDonald's doesn't have fries with Big Mac sauce on the regular menu is a travesty. No wonder their sales are tanking. Fries with Big Mac sauce would sell like crazy
 

Little Red Wagon Repairman

Ladies, I Got Seventeen Dollars
The McGangbang is so good it's beyond words.

Joey thought it was pretty good even though there was a fishy taste mentioning that he used to be a prostitute explaining the difference between gangbangs and orgies then venturing into top 'n' bottom talk. Hopefully the McDonald's Secret Menu is as flexible as Joey is versatile.


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"On a scale of 1-5, gang, I'm thinking this is like a 3."
 

ChuckFaze

Closed Account
:rofl2: I just kept literally Laughing Out Loud over and over at the Land, Sea & Air Burger. What is that? A big slab of Spam?
The McCrepe looks like Vomit on a folded Pancake. :eek:
The Big McChicken looks like remnants picked up off the floor after a carpentry project. :rofl:
 

ChuckFaze

Closed Account
Wow! Upon examining the evidence, the McDonald's Secret Menu is actually tidier than the In & Out Menu. :shocked: That one's a serious MESS! :shock: :laugh:
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
If you're really nice to an employee at Dairy Queen they'll deep fry a hot dog for you. That fucking rules.
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Since when was the 2 cheeseburger meal dropped off the menu. That was #2 when I worked there.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Fuck it, I would still rather have a greasy Philly cheese steak from Penn Station. But next time I do go to McDicks, I'll just get the McKinley Mac, or that land sea air burger....which is a fish, burger, and chicken all in one Chuck.
 

ChuckFaze

Closed Account
TheWhiteDevil said:
Fuck it, I would still rather have a greasy Philly cheese steak from Penn Station. But next time I do go to McDicks, I'll just get the McKinley Mac, or that land sea air burger....which is a fish, burger, and chicken all in one Chuck.
Thanks for the clarification. I just couldn't make out what it really was from the small pic.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Thanks for the clarification. I just couldn't make out what it really was from the small pic.

I read it in another article...I have no idea what's in the picture.
 
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