McDonald's Secret Menu

http://hackthemenu.com/mcdonalds/secret-menu/

What are you getting?

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The fact that McDonald's doesn't have fries with Big Mac sauce on the regular menu is a travesty. No wonder their sales are tanking. Fries with Big Mac sauce would sell like crazy
 
The McGangbang is so good it's beyond words.

Joey thought it was pretty good even though there was a fishy taste mentioning that he used to be a prostitute explaining the difference between gangbangs and orgies then venturing into top 'n' bottom talk. Hopefully the McDonald's Secret Menu is as flexible as Joey is versatile.


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"On a scale of 1-5, gang, I'm thinking this is like a 3."
 

ChuckFaze

Closed Account
:rofl2: I just kept literally Laughing Out Loud over and over at the Land, Sea & Air Burger. What is that? A big slab of Spam?
The McCrepe looks like Vomit on a folded Pancake. :eek:
The Big McChicken looks like remnants picked up off the floor after a carpentry project. :rofl:
 

ChuckFaze

Closed Account
Wow! Upon examining the evidence, the McDonald's Secret Menu is actually tidier than the In & Out Menu. :shocked: That one's a serious MESS! :shock: :laugh:
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
If you're really nice to an employee at Dairy Queen they'll deep fry a hot dog for you. That fucking rules.
 

FreeOnes_Adam

FO Admin - 19 Cents of Magical Cock (her/shey)
Staff member
What am I getting? A longer lifespan by opting out ;)
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Since when was the 2 cheeseburger meal dropped off the menu. That was #2 when I worked there.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Fuck it, I would still rather have a greasy Philly cheese steak from Penn Station. But next time I do go to McDicks, I'll just get the McKinley Mac, or that land sea air burger....which is a fish, burger, and chicken all in one Chuck.
 

ChuckFaze

Closed Account
TheWhiteDevil said:
Fuck it, I would still rather have a greasy Philly cheese steak from Penn Station. But next time I do go to McDicks, I'll just get the McKinley Mac, or that land sea air burger....which is a fish, burger, and chicken all in one Chuck.
Thanks for the clarification. I just couldn't make out what it really was from the small pic.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Thanks for the clarification. I just couldn't make out what it really was from the small pic.

I read it in another article...I have no idea what's in the picture.
 
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