********* Masturbation

I don't think I've ever climaxed to any non-porn movie but I have definetly stroked to:

Herbie: Fully Loaded
Crazy/Beautiful
Heartbreakers

Oops! Sorry I posted this on the wrong board, something about non-porn movies. Anyway sooo...

Celebs I have masturbated to (not including pornstars) :

Milla Jovovich
Amanda Bynes
Natalie Portman
Mariah Carey
Jenna Elfman

and probly some more..
 
Re: I'd say ... umm ... no ...

I really don't go for the bodies of any actresses/*********** at all.
I guess I really don't see all that charisma as the US media presents about them.

There are so many unknown models out there that are far more attractive.
I'll take a picture of the common girl next door, fully clothed, over the "********* skin" on just about any day.

Give me a glamour shot of an unknown model and it's far, far better.
But that's just me.
I agree. I could care less about actresses.
 
Re: I'd say ... umm ... no ...

I could care less about actresses.

So, you do care about actresses then? :dunno: I mean, if you could care less, then that would mean you care about them to a certain degree. But, if you couldn't care less, then...eh, nevermind. It's going on 4:30AM and nobody ever gets that saying right anyway.
 
Re: I'd say ... umm ... no ...

So, you do care about actresses then? :dunno: I mean, if you could care less, then that would mean you care about them to a certain degree. But, if you couldn't care less, then...eh, nevermind. It's going on 4:30AM and nobody ever gets that saying right anyway.

I got it before you even started trying to explain it. Sometimes things are better left un-explained lol. :rolleyes:
 
*********** masturbate to my picture
 
Re: I'd say ... umm ... no ...

So, you do care about actresses then? :dunno: I mean, if you could care less, then that would mean you care about them to a certain degree. But, if you couldn't care less, then...eh, nevermind. It's going on 4:30AM and nobody ever gets that saying right anyway.
I haven't had my third cup of coffee yet. :rolleyes:
 
OK let me give it a go.
Mimi Rogers
Madonna
Pamela Anderson
Christina Ricci
Eva La Rue
Gail O'Grady
Sophia Loren
Dolly Parton
Britney Spears
Charlize Theron
etc, etc, etc.
 
Mila Kunis
Alyssa Milano
Scarlett Johansson
Natalie Portman (i know, skinny but....)
Halle Berry
Adriana Lima
and back in the day Natalie Raitano from that V.I.P show
 
Jessica Alba [always my #1].

The rest [in no particular order]:

Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Megan Fox.
Kim Kardashian.
Kate Beckinsale.
Elisha Cuthbert.
Michelle Trachtenberg [her lips are nice].
Jessica Stroup.
Natasha Kaplinsky.
 
In no particular order:

Dolly Parton
Marilyn Monroe
Salma Hayek
Pamela Anderson
Maria Conchita Alonso
Raquel Welch
Rosie Perez
And all of the women on Univison
 
jessica alba all day 24/7

Once upon a time my package started to get sore from all the wanking I did over Jessica. I had to cut back on the amount of times I ******** myself when thinking of Jessica lol. She is still in the lead though, by a mile, with the title of the woman I have masturbated to the most and she wont be beaten.
 
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