foxycougar said:I have to have style while masturbating now? Man, you people keep getting more and more demanding!
Peter Gazinya said:I too like to view pornography on my pc screen but it has to be a series of pictures of blonde pornstars in alphabetical order with the pictures changing exactly every 2.3 seconds. To spice up the procedure I've noticed it really helps to also have re-runs of the last few years of "Who's The Boss" playing on my TV screen..........
Peter Gazinya said:I too like to view pornography on my pc screen but it has to be a series of pictures of blonde pornstars in alphabetical order with the pictures changing exactly every 2.3 seconds. To spice up the procedure I've noticed it really helps to also have re-runs of the last few years of "Who's The Boss" playing on my TV screen.
Then I light a cigarette in my left hand, take my right hand and go under my right thigh and squeeze my balls. Then I put the cigarette in my mouth and stroke the tip of my dick lighlty with my left middle finger. That all feels good but to finish I maintain the previously mentioned position and approach the wall. Being careful not to burn the carpet with the cigarette, I duck my head down and roll into a crouching headstand against the wall. I then turn on a lava lamp and proceed to reach climax. A while back I was having trouble figuring out how to masturbate but now that I've discovered the smoking head-stand, circus contortion lava lamp meat stroking technique, everything's honky dorey.
tietliplover said:you guy are nasty. grown man talking about how they jack of in front of there Pc's that is so sad. get a hoker there only like $50-$100. have her jack you of and dont tell no one about it.