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loverguy

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But the problem is I tend to jack off basically when Dayton Rain or Ashton Moor or Devon or Tanya Danielle are on my PC screen. Is it OK to jack off using the same pornstar's pictures again and again. I know this is a silly question. But just curious!!!!
 
I have to have style while masturbating now? Man, you people keep getting more and more demanding!
 
am not his biggest fan but before he became wacko Micheal Jackson said it best with one of his classic song,is that simple just "Beat it"
 

XanderJack

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Is it ok?

Yeah I guess, but why the hell do you feel the need to tell us all about it. I am not mad or anything that you asked, just curious to as why you would ask. Maybe if we all had to live with you and watch you look at porn, then I would want you to ask me if it was ok that you started jacking off. But, since I am assuming you are alone, I think it is ok that you do whatever the hell you want.
 
I too like to view pornography on my pc screen but it has to be a series of pictures of blonde pornstars in alphabetical order with the pictures changing exactly every 2.3 seconds. To spice up the procedure I've noticed it really helps to also have re-runs of the last few years of "Who's The Boss" playing on my TV screen.

Then I light a cigarette in my left hand, take my right hand and go under my right thigh and squeeze my balls. Then I put the cigarette in my mouth and stroke the tip of my dick lighlty with my left middle finger. That all feels good but to finish I maintain the previously mentioned position and approach the wall. Being careful not to burn the carpet with the cigarette, I duck my head down and roll into a crouching headstand against the wall. I then turn on a lava lamp and proceed to reach climax. A while back I was having trouble figuring out how to masturbate but now that I've discovered the smoking head-stand, circus contortion lava lamp meat stroking technique, everything's honky dorey.
 
Yeah, but it's pretty expensive. Gotta pay for all those yoga lessons.
 

loverguy

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Peter Gazinya said:
I too like to view pornography on my pc screen but it has to be a series of pictures of blonde pornstars in alphabetical order with the pictures changing exactly every 2.3 seconds. To spice up the procedure I've noticed it really helps to also have re-runs of the last few years of "Who's The Boss" playing on my TV screen..........

This is the best letter of the year. What a shot Peter mate!!!!!! Crikey, man," "It's a whoppin presentation'.

Anyway,
With me I need a couple accessories as well while jacking-off:

1. Vegetable/olive oil
2. Pictures of my fav. pornstars in a doggy position on my PC screen to get the ultimate hards-on
3. Kleenex Cottonelle Tissue, Double Roll, Unscented with. Ripples :bowdown: :rubbel: :nannerf1:
 
Peter Gazinya said:
I too like to view pornography on my pc screen but it has to be a series of pictures of blonde pornstars in alphabetical order with the pictures changing exactly every 2.3 seconds. To spice up the procedure I've noticed it really helps to also have re-runs of the last few years of "Who's The Boss" playing on my TV screen.

Then I light a cigarette in my left hand, take my right hand and go under my right thigh and squeeze my balls. Then I put the cigarette in my mouth and stroke the tip of my dick lighlty with my left middle finger. That all feels good but to finish I maintain the previously mentioned position and approach the wall. Being careful not to burn the carpet with the cigarette, I duck my head down and roll into a crouching headstand against the wall. I then turn on a lava lamp and proceed to reach climax. A while back I was having trouble figuring out how to masturbate but now that I've discovered the smoking head-stand, circus contortion lava lamp meat stroking technique, everything's honky dorey.

Well, youve done it again. I just picked myself up off the floor after collapsing with laughter. Oustanding :rofl: :thumbsup:
 
you guy are nasty. grown man talking about how they jack of in front of there Pc's that is so sad. get a hoker there only like $50-$100. have her jack you of and dont tell no one about it.
 
It's so much safer and healthier to masturbate than to pay a prostitute for temporary sexual gratification. God knows what sort of drug-addicted hooker You Might pick up, as well as diseases. You Might get robbed, mugged, or killed. Sure, lots of prostitutes might be honest and just doing "the job," but many are so drug-addled they'll do anything to get your wallet.

"Wanking" in front of your PC or TV is far safer, healthier, and economical for most people, and they don't get themselves into potential legal or medical trouble.

If you want to risk all that mess, tietliplover, go for it. :thumbsup: Most people wouldn't. It's not worth it. Really. I myself would never even consider it. :eek:


tietliplover said:
you guy are nasty. grown man talking about how they jack of in front of there Pc's that is so sad. get a hoker there only like $50-$100. have her jack you of and dont tell no one about it.
 
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